@sqlstudent144

I was offered a wizards hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Former MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him

 Sherman, TX
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Joined February 2014
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Replying to @MaisieLynn17
There's this lady on line, she sometimes wears MothLady costumes, she does this screaming positivity thing. She gives some great advice at times if you need it 🙃❤️
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Replying to @0xTib3rius @TracketPacer
Electronic smoke signals
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Replying to @KupcakeProse
You should name "the" mouse Jerry. 😁
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I wonder if they'll use Nuremberg again?
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Replying to @electrifying @_sysengineer
As the dad of a 22yo I have bad news for you. The stress hasn't stopped yet and I don't really see any end in sight.
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Replying to @deidrejowen
Absolutely reasonable. I have to admit I enjoy seeing them :)
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Replying to @deidrejowen
😂😂
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Replying to @kmmeurer
Who's to say the pedantic weirdos aren't the aliens?
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Replying to @kmmeurer
It's the aliens preparing us for the next step.
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Replying to @deidrejowen
Have you considered a spiral starting from the center of the sandwich?
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Hu. I wonder how much of that movie will come true. Any obelisks seen recently?
Keith Meurer
@kmmeurerOct 19
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This immediately made me think of @TracketPacer
RossRadio@cqcqcqdxOct 19
"What are you doing?" - "Oh just playing a Switch game."
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Replying to @Shy_Fox_
Hey, if you have to go that's a pretty good way. 😁
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Replying to @steveolivas
How's the heart? Still beating?
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Replying to @crisisofconsc @bathbodyworks
My wife buys about that much each time they are on sale. Plus a bunch of hand sanitizer.
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Replying to @deidrejowen
We really need some new writers 😔
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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) retweeted
Meidas_Charise Lee
@charise_leeOct 8
Hilarious 😆
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Replying to @karomancer
Nooo!! Say it isn't so!
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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) retweeted
Derek Devicemanager
@IT_unhingedOct 8
Someone emailed ALL@COMPANY: “Who took my oat milk from the fridge?” 846 recipients. Then 23 people hit Reply All. One wrote: “Not me.” Another wrote: “Please remove me from this email.” To all 846 people. HR asked IT to stop employees from using the company-wide list for stupid things. Comms said we couldn’t restrict it because “everyone needs the ability to communicate important information.” So I made one change. Every company-wide email now displays the sender’s estimated labor cost. 846 recipients × 20 seconds of reading time × average salary. The next message came from Marketing. “Cupcakes in kitchen.” ESTIMATED ORGANIZATIONAL COST: $1,940 They deleted it. Company-wide email volume dropped 96% in one day. Yesterday someone sent one anyway: “WHOEVER KEEPS STEALING MY OAT MILK, THIS IS NOW A $1,940 PROBLEM.” Same guy. Honestly I respect the escalation.
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Replying to @crisisofconsc
The absolutely 100% necessary org change that happens approximately every 6 months? I have to admit I do not miss those.
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