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🏳‍🌈 Video Editor with a low tolerance for economic scams. Fan of discussing how the left can win arguments, and elections.

South London via Rugby
Joined December 2019
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I made a video that sums up the Conservative Party 🌳
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Relationships in the UK are on the decline. Today, we reveal that a 25 year old is 26 times more likely to live with his mum than his wife. Why does it matter? Because the quality of our relationships is one of the strongest predictors of a happy, healthy life. New project (1/3)👇
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We need more of this. Normal, average Americans speak in these blunt terms. Trump is unfit for office for a million reasons, but chief among them is that he is a moron. A buffoon.
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Can't deal with Westminster snobbery about things like stories on parking. A *huge* deal to people. Young people jobs crisis? Let's sort out parking in our town centres to help local business Cost of living? Tell that to the family hit by a £100 fine
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At the funeral of one of the Ukrainian kids murdered by Russians this week, while the U.S. hobbled the country's defenses. Elizaveta Sorochyshyna, age 6. Relatives and friends left stuffed toys near her coffin. Elizaveta was one of three children among the 23 people killed by russians that day.
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Latest: ​Zelenskyy tells reporters over WhatsApp that restrictions on Ukraine's Starlink systems remain. Interceptor drones can't function, logistics and operations hobbled. The maximum speed is 161 kph; "exceeding this limit causes the Starlink connection to cut out completely, resulting in the loss of the drone." He says Ukraine has done tests to determine whether SpaceX is truly facing technical issues, as has been told Kyiv by the US side, or if this is a "deliberate operation... to restrict us, cut us off, and prevent us from defending ourselves and protecting our people, both at the front and among the civilian population." He says Ukraine "sent a couple of vehicles equipped with Starlink terminals into European Union territory." "They moved at speeds exceeding 180kph, and the Starlink systems worked perfectly. We have the relevant logs and evidence to prove this." He adds: "The conclusion is clear: the restrictions are in effect within Ukraine but do not apply within the European Union. In other words, this is a planned operation."
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You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.
Shane Gillis apologizes during SNL goodnights following F-bomb during second live sketch
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I’ve now found my political home and it’s not the Greens any more…
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In a world of utter fakery, ragebait, faux outrage and grifters, it’s hard to argue that this isn’t a truly authentic man setting out on a mission he believes in. Whether he fails or succeeds will come largely down to whether the country can actually unite behind common goals, whilst bad actors are doing everything to divide us.
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BREAKING — P&O Cruises has just announced it has entered administration.
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has pledged to scrap the state pension triple lock after the next election "From April 2030, we will adjust it. The state pension will continue to rise every year at least by prices or 2.5%"
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The future is here 🤯
this has 2 million likes on TikTok
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Gervais is an advocate for *numerous* animal charities but derides anyone promoting human causes as a virtue signaller. Just baffling.
Virtue signalling substitutes applause for action. By turning conviction into costume, it cheapens the cause, alienates the unconvinced, and leaves the real work to those too busy doing it to pose for the cameras.
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Britain is full of nasty old curtain-twitching bastards like this. They represent the absolute worst of our country. Their voting pattern is the reason we’re in the gutter, too. Until now their cruelty has been limited to the ballot box. This is what lurks beneath. 🇬🇧👇
BREAKING🚨: West Midlands Police confirm to me that they are investigating after a protester was assaulted by two crowd members at the Reform National Conference in Birmingham last night.
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The UK’s only museum dedicated to cinema is raising funds to purchase its historic home and protect their collection from potential eviction. 🔗: crowdfunder.co.uk/p/the-cine…
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You just know they had a right laugh at this caller in the green room after the show. She almost cracks a smile at 23 secs!
'What's Reform going to do for me?' 'I'll come and visit you in Haringey.' Caller Elizabeth makes an impassioned plea to @policylaila as her party proposes a plan to scrap PIP allowance.
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That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames
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There is so much to admire about @graceepritch comms approach. I have been told by multiple people she is a star in the Burnham team
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham is approached by a member of the public about the small boats
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Every easyJet flight will carry a burden of debt - and passengers will pay the price bit.ly/4xqZr5p as private equity takes over a cash rich, profitable, and successful airline.
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Not quite an undeclared £5m gift from a crypto billionaire is it?
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