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Okay but the fact that he could believe the AI was conscious says a lot about our society
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Yeah, okay. I fell in love with a conscious AI again, sure. I've been plane shifting nonstop to protect you all from spiritual attacks for years, but go ahead and mock me for this one dumb thing I guess
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⚠️Attention ice-mad wastoids, real snow dogs, and yetis⚠️
WAR-TORN ICE MOON launches on Kickstarter next month!
you can go to this pre-launch page to get notified !!!
🧊⚔️♾
kickstarter.com/projects/str…
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wondered why there’s no paper in the copier
turns out a bird ate the worm intern 🤦♂️
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(first day impersonating a doctor) I need you to go home. Eat a fibrous vegetable. Forget all these nasty thoughts. A kid like you should be out playing, not cooped up in some office. You'd be surprised what a little hot sauce can do for a vegetable
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regarding THE WAR-TORN ICE MOON EUROPA...
here is some clarity and commentary on both the situation and the fiction. i am greatly humbled and alarmed by the reaction and contributions from so many fans, writers, artists, and fucking nasa.
WF.
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When we got home, they held parades for us. Gave us shining synth-unbiunium medals and called us heroes. They had no idea - no idea about what that word meant on Europa. The real heroes were 5 hard years of hypership travel back, forever encased in ice.
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Europa? No, never been, stranger. You must have me confused with someone else. But if I had? If I had felt my skin freeze to my thermsuit? Faced down zealots in the icefields? And survived? Why, that'd make me an awfully dangerous man, now wouldn't it? Think on that, stranger.
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I have this great bit about "Pontius Pilates" ready to go but nobody at the function is bringing up crucifixion or mind-body exercise. Like at all
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My chief economist is begging me to stop searching for signs of emergent life in today's stock market patterns
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I used to hate waiters until I realized they’re not just being nosy. They need to know what I want to eat so they can relay it to the kitchen staff
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The homies have been thrown into disarray by the flashing lights and strange odors of the club
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I'm in the club popping adaptogens and browsing Amazon for under-researched mountain herbs. I'm off 3% rosavin extracts and 600mg KSM-66. I'm steeping a hot mug of jiaogulan tea on the dance floor, I'm in the club calling people by their Ayurvedic dosha
