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If the body was a jigsaw, the pelvis would be the corner piece

figment of your imagination
Joined April 2009
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If there is parallel parking, I shan't be there
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monday again tomorrow? i can't keep living like this
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Dear self, sorry for unhealthy lifestyle and weird sleep schedule
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For International Women’s Day I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.
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Maybe i'm someone's Tamagotchi pet and they keep pressing "sleep" which explains my nap addiction, you don't know
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i should be eating tiramisu right now
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Seven months of vacation is what I need.
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the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd
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this is what summer ‘23 sounded like
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can’t wait to lay in some sun
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Turn up the radio volume. You are just a girl.
My brakes are making a noise ☹️
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All true crime/religious cult documentaries have taught me is that nothing good happens in Utah
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I honestly didn’t even know there was a wrong way to fill the grocery cart until I met my husband.
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the prophecy but it’s about friendships
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Full performance of “Defying Gravity” by Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande at the #Oscars
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Whenever im having a bad day i be like fuck imagine if I had kids too lmfaooo
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Every day when I get home, the first thing I like to do is change into something that makes me look like I never plan on leaving my house again
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Don’t listen to that stupid voice in your head that says you aren’t good enough. That voice is a dick.
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