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i told my friend i couldn't attend his wedding today.
he asked if i had prior commitments.
i told him i did.
kings vs. pelicans. the game of games.
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Happy 2-year anniversary to the last time the New Orleans Pelicans were above .500 (10/29/24).
I have a sinking feeling we'll be celebrating the 3-year anniversary at this time in 2027.
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A lot of right wing American thought rests on the idea that every city over 250k people is Fear City, overrun by drugs, crime, and social degradation.
This is made funnier by the fact that their beloved rural areas are, in fact, Fear City, with precisely the same problems.
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dejounte murray is approaching, soon to surpass, eric bledsoe for my least favorite pelicans of all time. there have been far worse players on this team, but my god. i need him sent to siberia.
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Thread of observations and opinions.
1. Pelicans are trying to appease too many egos. It's beyond clear there are players who are detrimental to the culture and basketball product. Pels can't let fear decide how to manage this. If they cause problems, send them home.
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things are so much worse than you could ever possibly imagine
Herb Jones is averaging just 17 minutes through New Orleans’ first three games, even as the team struggles to close out opponents. His defensive impact, trade interest, uncertain future add to the questions facing the Pelicans.
New at In The N.O.
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People aren’t prepared for how long bad teams are going to stay bad now. Basically every ass team from 5 years ago is good now.
The anti tanking stuff is a short term regular season improvement for truly dire long term consequences. Hurts small markets the most too.
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Just in: NBA Twitter user iris (@irisketball) will undergo ulnar collateral ligament repair on her sprained thumb and miss up to 3 months of tweeting. Brutal loss for Women FC
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Finally back with new words!
My explanation behind the Pelicans continued struggle, their basketball methodology (or lackthereof); specifically the root of the offensive issues from a team-building perspective.
A ton of fun graphics in this one, link below - hope y'all enjoy!
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if you claim to be anti-analytics, you simply MUST love the 2026-2027 pelicans of new orleans.
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Super Mario Bros. (NES) has been RECOMPILED by reddit users HairyCuca and ThomasTurbing using Claude!
You can now play the classic hit natively on your PC.
This is great news for the future of gaming.
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objectively pretty funny that the lottery changes were meant to stop tanking and now the bad teams still lose it's just because they're bad at basketball
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Ads during the 1996 World Series: awe look baby, the frogs are saying "Budweiser"
Ads during the 2026 World Series: white genocide is threatening the master race
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500-IQ win by Coach Mitch Johnson 🧠
-After a slow start this season, he implemented a strategy he called “playing against the Sacramento Kings”
-This groundbreaking new tactic led to a dominant performance on both ends































