@symmieautomatic

…for without me ye can do nothing. John 15:5 MS EDUCATOR 🐐 DOCTOR J - 1913 🔺🐘 House of Wit and Wisdom ⚯͛ 🪄

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Joined December 2009
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My biggest flex of 2025 so far? Becoming Dr. Jenkins the same week as my birthday. ✨ Talk about divine alignment! Alexa, play “Never Would’ve Made It” by Marvin Sapp. 🙌🏽🎓💛
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The best thing I’ve done for myself recently was stop worrying about these niggas.
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•Take HER on Dates •Motivate Her •Build with Her •Spoil Her & Slut Her Out❤️😌
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Fuck his best friends & make em yes men 🙂‍↕️
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CLAY🧪
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Your weekend in two photos/ videos . 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾😍😍
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POV: It’s time for your annual farm visit because the fall outfit deserves its own photo shoot. 🍂📸
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@SweetfaceKOct 23
I don’t bother defending myself anymore especially over some irrelevant shit or if it’s somebody COMMITTED to misunderstanding me, rock out idgaf G 😂
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my sister wanted us to be old people for her brunch lol 😂
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I forgive myself for not recognizing it before, but now that I do?? May I only ever again attract what is loyal(!!!), reassuring, and reciprocal 🙏🏽 Both platonically and romantically.
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.. a hard job
Boipelo@serapeboipeloOct 19
controlling your anger at work is really a job.
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Cardi chewed on that Tiny Desk. Inflection, cohesiveness, energy, lyric clarity… yeah.. big Bardi in this bitch giving the girls something else to be mad at.
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No fucks given at that pointtttt lol 😂
maff. 𓆌
@MathewNoKnowlesOct 19
“yeah, yall was fuckin him!” cardi PLEASE 😂😂😂😂
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She is a perfomer.
RapGirlsRock🐦‍⬛👠@RapGirlsRockOct 19
Cardi on Tiny Desk so much fun to watch. She was in her groove, superstar energy. The crew w the live band, the singers, all of it was chefs kiss. She looked fly, having a good ass time in her element. They loved her! Perfect set of songs, she ate all of it. Proud of her 👏🏽👏🏽
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Cardi B got a Tiny Desk… Honestly, That’s fucking impressive…
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I just Thank God for the Funds & the Means 💯💯💪🏾
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@iamcardibOct 19
Go watch my Tiny Desk performance RIGHT NOW and let me know what it’s giving.. did you laugh? Did you cry? Vibe? All of the above??? youtu.be/HYA9e0XOUGk?is=hmDZ…
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The amount of meetings I’m in throughout the week is ridiculous. I’m in the meetings doing the deliverables that they asking about in the meetings.
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@BuddyNoLoveOct 19
Let's have a meeting about why we're in a meeting. Let's also have a meeting about scheduling the next meeting. I love this shit. It makes me love this shit so much!!! Woooo!! MEETINGS!!!
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This is for anyone here who’s mad over something I said.
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I love collecting stickers! One of my favorite pastimes 😂🤣
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