Security Engineer at NERSC || DEFCON Goon || tweets are mine, not theirs :)

Missouri
Joined February 2015
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youtube.com/watch?v=znaA091_… The @donutmedia video has dropped, were we wrapped a Toyota Yaris in one of my adversarial patterns. You'll never guess what happens! 😇
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Another win coming home to @sec_kc!! Congrats to the homies @_seash @AntlerSec 🫡🫡 @sec_defcon @defcon
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These will be at the @sec_kc party, big thank you to K Mac and the UwU crew for keeping our partiers and their drinks safe!! And if you think it’s sexual, GOOD. We’re also handing out condoms and dental dams with SecKC logos on them, so suck it (safely)!
Printing out some of these stickers for the drink protectors that parties at DC have asked for... I'm sure someone (who probably hasn't touched a woman in decades) will claim this sticker is extremely sexual again. :D
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Tomorrow one of @sec_kc’s own steps on the Black Hat stage. @hevnsnt is showing 61 ways to fool facial recognition using nothing but patterns printed on clothing. 10 models tested, all beaten. Let’s pack that room for him! Thursday, 11:05am, Oceanside B. Be there.
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I should have taken today off.
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Oh hey, did you know SECKC IS THROWING ANOTHER DEFCON PARTY FRIDAY NIGHT LVCC 10:00 PM
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🎊beatmania IIDX 26th anniversary🎊
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Replying to @_JohnHammond
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Unlike DC32, SecKC is actually cancelled this month. Legend has it, the presenters are still wandering around, deleting C-00000291*.sys Catch us next month at Tall Trellis on 9/10! Link to follow!
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Introducing…
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Just FYI if you see any reference to goons this week they're talking about the staff at DEFCON not the members of your subreddit.
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Ready for it? Our Taylor Swift SAO is the one you’ve been waiting for at DEFCON. "I'm in my DEFCON era." Follow us for the drop! #badgelife #DEFCON32
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If you missed my original @keanuureeves_x SAO or the @MattDamon SAO in 2020. Be sure to follow @shenanigans_us. We've updated the original Keanu to a more reasonable size and I have a few extra Matt Damon SAO's to give away. #defcon32 #badgelife
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Hey DEFCON, I heard you like SAOs. Guess what? We've got 4 wild new designs dropping this year! Follow us for sneak peeks and details on where to grab yours. Let the shenanigans begin! #badgelife #DEFCON32
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It's the year 2050, Neurolink is a mainstream success. Nerds use Flipper Zero to make you poop your pants while sleeping
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Good morning, Agent. I'm delivering the device we recovered from the suspect. As of now, we're in the dark about his intentions. Luckily, we have you on the case – your expertise surpasses ours, which is precisely why we've called you in. Stay sharp.
THE TIME HAS COME! Registration for BSidesKC 2023 is now open! Be among the first 200 to register to secure an electronic badge. When: 10/7/2023 9am-5pm Where: Plexpod Westport, KCMO Registration: eventbrite.com/e/bsideskc-20…
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My favorite picture that I've taken as a #defcon photo goon <3 #goodpuppy #srt #bombdiggitydog #defcon31
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I would do anything to see the traffic that hits 193.168.1.1
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So we just book the Linq bar as the venue for @defcon 32
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