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My cell is infested with cockroaches and ants. I kill all roaches.
Ants I leave alone, I like their teamwork. Unless they’re walking on the walls then I kill them.
I don’t like show-offs.
2000s magazines reporting about a female celebrity slightly gaining weight: FROM FIT TO FAT: LOOKS LIKE THIS CELLULITE CREATURE COULDN'T LAY OFF THE JAMBA JUICE AND HAS BECOME TOO OBESE FOR SEX!























