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Tom Clements

@taclements

merch @novaramedia & standup - brentford fc - abolish the monarchy - acab - legalise all drugs!

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Joined November 2019
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Woked and boked.
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Wittgenstein's Slab@frolix22Sep 5
Five members of Just Stop Oil are currently serving 4+ years in prison for discussing, in a Zoom call, blocking roads.
Simon Jones (@SimonJonesNews) profile pictureSimon Jones@SimonJonesNewsSep 5
Kent Police say there were no arrests at this morning’s Dover anti-Immigration protest that caused chaos in the town.
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Captain Bendy@robmulhollandAug 30
Brentford need to chill the fuck out man "Oooh I used science to build my tiny club into a winning machine" Pathetic
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Got so stressed out last night hearing fireworks go off in the woodland area near my flat. Is this what dogs feel like?
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Disgusting that the price of my Ryanair flights went up by £7 during my booking and there was nothing I could do about it.
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I honestly think everyone should have to retake their driving theory and practical every 10 years.
recrudescence! 😱(look it up!) (@Lynbodegas) profile picturerecrudescence! 😱(look it up!)@LynbodegasJul 31
So,!hearing Mr Burnham wants over 70’s to retake driving tests every 3 years!! Discrimination I call it. If this is the case, everyone should re-take a test every 3 years!!
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This is the final that America deserves.
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNJul 15
“There's an AI tool for that.” Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.
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We should get a bank holiday today for everyone to stay in bed and stare at the ceiling all day.
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Isaac_kh
@isaac_khJul 15
Just remember if you're supporting the Argentinian football team today you are not a socialist not a Marxist and after the revolution you will get what's coming to you
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Emma@WhatTheForkAVFCJul 11
I do believe i have happened upon my favourite England edit of the day. I’m in the mood. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Owen Jones
@owenjonesjournoJul 7
He's launching an OnlyFans
Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) profile pictureNigel Farage
@Nigel_FarageJul 7
I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm.
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Callum🗿@CaliJ98Jul 6
This fella is the reason we’re in the Quarters btw
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Tom Judge@JudgeTheFutureJul 6
It’s like the Your Party launch but for the upper middle classes
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Can't wait till Burnham is PM and we get some Greater Manchester derby days like Arsenal vs Spurs and Palace vs Brighton.
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James Higgins@JSHiggins_Jun 30
Nothing highlights the north south divide better than southerners throwing their dummies out of the pram at the prospect of a pm who actually gives a shit about the north
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Do you think it pains the toys in Toy Story to keep the same expression constantly when humans are in the room?
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Ash Sarkar
@AyoCaesarJun 22
Keir Starmer's premiership was a catastrophe engineered by the Labour right. They got everything they wanted - a candidate without politics of his own, control of selections and internal processes, a monopoly on his advisers - and they fucked it into the sun.
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Aaron Bastani
@AaronBastaniJun 19
When the Reform UK number came through….
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