Trace McSorley Misser

Happy Valley
Joined June 2020
It’s so sick that they call him cartman instead of eric
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I actually think I’d be really good friends with Kodak black if we hung out. I’d like to operate in that IQ range more often
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KD 6s with lime green Nike elite socks
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Send me nudes on iMessage!!!!
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Fruit fly suicide bombed in my coffee this morning. Didn’t deserve a new one so I just drank it
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“Let’s go! I can’t wait for my 24-team CFB Playoff Banana Ball halftime show brought to you by Kalshi. Let’s send it over to McAfee and Kelce- NO WAY THEY TOOK THEIR SHIRTS OFF!!!”
BREAKING: ESPN announces the Savannah Bananas will play an exhibition game at halftime of the 2027 CFP National Championship Jason Kelce and Pat McAfee are slated to be on the call per ESPN’s Peter Thamel
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YUP, YUP HE DID!!! 🤯🤯 #SCTop10
Did he do what we think he just did?!?! What an absolute BEAUTY from Rosie!! #SCTOP10
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Listening to some old Mac thinking bout what we could have if Ariana Grande didn’t murder him in cold blood…
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Feed is dialed
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I’m never getting progressive solely because of that fuck ass dog park commercial
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Wife got her period today (week late)
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randy retweeted
It’d be great if Republicans weren’t secretly gay and openly jewish, and democrats weren’t openly gay and secretly jewish.
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Turns out my car is totaled. Mac n cheese with hotdogs and rotel for dinner, don’t deserve much else.
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Unfuckwitable
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I got standards, diamond Ned Flanders
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Dudes start 0-1 in fantasy and be thinking “maybe I don’t deserve to live”
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10am. Not even giving today a chance #NoPaywallJustTengwall
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Getting drunk on my patio today go fuck yourself #RapeLindsayClancy
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Happy Kirkaversary
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