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High School English Teacher (best job in the world) and head football coach of the Prowlers , father, husband, reader, techie, & fan boy. Thief River Falls MN

Thief River Falls, Minnesota
Joined September 2009
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
The AFC Players of the Week for Week 8️⃣
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
“They’re gonna go after the Epstein Files!!!!” Fox News is in a panic.
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
They sure fucking did
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Now give PBS and NPR their damn funding back.
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
AFC Offensive Player of the Week for Tee Higgins. One week after Joe Burrow wins the award. Also, long overdue first ever AFCOPOW for Higgins.
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, James Talarico just went on Fox News and blew them away. This guy is a generational talent.
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
This is the electoral map of all the states that Democrats won (or are likely to win) a statewide race in tonight (with Mississippi still too close to call).
If the remaining results go as expected, Democrats will hold governorships in states totaling 392 electoral votes.
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
Son: Dad, what's an ’80s song that was way ahead of its time? Dad: Son, this came out in 1988, and it still sounds like something from the future.
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
In retrospect... maybe coating the White House ballroom in gold leaf while Americans can't afford gas and groceries might have been a bad idea
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
Crazy that some of yall have really dedicated a full decade of your lives to worshipping a bloated orange child molester who wears women’s bronzer and adult diapers
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
Vibes in America tonight.
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
Norm Macdonald tried to warn us
Talafreako is perhaps the worst candidate to run for US Senate in my lifetime. Close 2nd is terrorist Abdul El-Sayed
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
A new This Is SportsCenter commercial has been released by ESPN. Bengals WR, Chad Johnson stars in this one alongside Stuart Scott, John Anderson and Steve Levy of ESPN.
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
Even the cats are voting! Tired of this shit.
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
C.S. Lewis on why children need fairy tales. A timeless reminder that classic stories still matter.
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
👉Your middle school and freshmen coaches will have a huge impact on your program. ‼️You aren’t just a youth, middle school, or sub-varsity coach. 💪You are THE most important coach in the lives of those young players!
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This is exactly why I'm putting off my physical!
nunca vou superar essa foto do veterinário mostrando pro gato o quanto ele está gordo e ele olhando
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
Randall Park shot his "Asian Jim" cameo on The Office in about an hour, then completely forgot it ever happened. Years later a car drove past and someone yelled "Asian Jim!" at him. His honest first thought: "Is this some racist thing I don't know about?"
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ᴋᴜʀᴛ ʀᴇʏɴᴏʟᴅs retweeted
やっぱり猫は、寒い冬が苦手…
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