Slippi: TECHN#0 Samus main from BC, Canada BASc Mech/Elec UBC 2018' they/any
British Columbia
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idk why people are making so many tierlisrs rn, but I am glad people can finally agree with consensus that link is better than young link
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I am tired of seeing samus move further and further down the tier list.
The problem is that 95% of samus mains are shit and should pick up marth or some shit
your brain ain't galaxy. Your scissor's ain't hitting paper.
started daydreaming about melee again.
god damn samus is ass, even in my mind palace this char can't hold onto advantage state for shit
why did I spec so much of my practice into learning platform movement instead of the art of walking forward -> jab -> wavedash back
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Vance posturing so heavily to look like the good honest guy so that the republicans can be bamboozled again in 2028
The only reason trump isn't denying the results is so Vance can openly appear reasonable and sympathetic
Bait used to be believable
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technospider retweeted
When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!
prediction: the monopolization of memory and graphics cards by corporations is partly in preperation for a world where all software is interfaced over the cloud
This is the only solution software developers have to stemi the effects of the recent explosion of reverse engineering
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I take this as proof that samus is really fucking hard when you break into high/top level, but she low key has everything you need to compete with the best, you just need to be the best player there
Who's ready for a truth nuke? There are only SEVEN positive EV characters in Melee:
Fox, Peach, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Sheik, & Icies
You are losing at the Character Select Screen.
Data comes from 200k Melee tournament sets. More here (luckystats.gg/insights) 🧵👇
Influencer 1: "Please don't send hate to this person, I am just expressing my personal feelings."
Influencer 2: "I totally get their position. Please don't send hate to them."
Seemingly the whole internet: "STOP LETTING INFLUENCER (1/2) WALK ALL OVER YOU!! THEY GOTTA GO!!!
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Like, yeah. Maybe Poki shouldn't express feelings on stream that will inevitably inflame the situation
But also yeah, she is totally valid in not feeling safe around him and wanting to say something about it to her community
And YEAH Atrioc shouldn't have fucking done that shit
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I will always be the asshole who insists that if you don't vote, you forfeit the right to complain about the results
I almost didn't vote, then I remembered I wanted to be able to complain, so I walked my ass to the polls.
disenfranchisement is no excuse
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Jesus christ NDP's got demolished in the BC election
The early snap vote was such a dumb self-own.
Only saving grace is my district voted green. Which is cool, I guess.
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Platfight was a fuckin blast. Melee players are so cool
(other platform fighter players are cool too, I'm sure, they just scare me)
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