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haven't libbed out this hard since.. ever, i never have
omg James Talarico just made a surprise appearance on SNL, and the audience went WILD
"Hi, America! I'm James Talarico, the guy who's been texting you every day asking for $5. But I think, Mr. President, if we can work together we can make life better for everyday Americans. It's clear people want something new. They want something different. I'm talking, of course, about SNL's cold opens. How many of these Trump freezes are they gonna do?!"
recording the person taking care of you professionally and kindly to make fun of them is bottom of the barrel dogshit human behavior. people like this need to be shamed out of public life and i'm not joking
Tylil is going VIRAL after sharing a video of his flight attendant 👀✈️
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This account reposted his video to monetize it despite millions objecting for harrassing a worker. Tnis community note demonetizes the post. x.com/thetylilshow_?…
izack retweeted
had an unsuccessful threesome with a couple last night and now theyre on the verge of breaking up #beastmode
do we think he actually does it or will he find a way to squirm out of it @hasanthehun
Barshar al-Assad numbers for the Dems in the electoral college if this happens btw
We have a wonderful opportunity to see conservatism make a very strong comeback. The midterms have shown us the way. Let's go! VANCE/TRUMP JR 2028 🇺🇸
#AmericaFirst #MAGA #Vance2028
let's goooo Blennessee
NEW: Republican sources in Tennessee tell me President Trump is “encouraging” Governor-elect Marsha Blackburn to appoint Pete Hegseth to her U.S. Senate seat.
Blackburn could resign imminently.
That would let outgoing Governor Bill Lee name Hegseth quickly and give Trump time to get a new Pentagon chief confirmed during the lame-duck session.
so many insane stats from Tuesday, but a few of my favs:
- Talarico won more early votes alone than Paxton did TOTAL. that race was over before election day even began
- Scott Colom is up *by 11 points* in a Mississippi county named after the first grand wizard of the KKK
- not only will Keisha Lance Bottoms be the first black woman governor of any state in the nation, but black women will now serve in EIGHT of the highest statewide seats in Georgia, some of which have never been held by a black person, period
