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theguy

@the_only_guy_

Everyone's my wife.

Joined May 2022
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it sucks too because the original song is also fucking awesome
cassiepod ∆θ #TOPCHOICE (@necroticwaste) profile picturecassiepod ∆θ #TOPCHOICE@necroticwaste20h
replacing a song about john henry, a prominent black figure of power with toby fox music for a post about teto might actually be the whitest thing ever
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It’s that time again
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Shaggy@TheTrueShaggy19h
Dude bad idea
Monster Energy (@MonsterEnergy) profile pictureMonster Energy
@MonsterEnergyNov 4
it's not that deep. crack a monster.
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It wasn't the sexual assault allegations. It wasn't the coup attempt on January 6th. It wasn't the racism. It wasn't the transphobia. It was the price of gas and groceries. As great as last night was, the sad reality is that Americans didn't care until it affected their wallets
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Replying to @cookoutsessions
“I don’t wanna get rid of it, I wanna hate him more.” Put this in a movie 🤣🤣🤣
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this is such a shit stylization. marsha was always pictured with a giant grin on her face why is she scowling? why is her skin so light why is her nose so thin and long? why are the flowers so small on her head that was her main fucking thing
Wicked 🇵🇸🇺🇦 (@GreatLust) profile pictureWicked 🇵🇸🇺🇦@GreatLustNov 4
Replying to @libellulenoz
It is! They're complaining about how non trans women masculinize trans women, and its just a trans woman as she existed.
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Se o prota de Poppy Playtime fosse realmente inteligente:
حمدان | afo (@A_F_O_H) profile pictureحمدان | afo@A_F_O_HNov 3
اختصر اربع أجزاء 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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save child actors from hollywood like seriously
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'Logan' star Dafne Keen reveals she was offered cocaine at age 11 in Hollywood and praises Hugh Jackman for protecting her on set
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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Democrats are planning to pass a bill called the Alex Pretti Act when they take over Congress in January that will end qualified immunity for ICE agents, allowing them to be sued or jailed for wrongdoing
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I need X-Men fans to realize how bad it looks to say you only want nonwhite actors to play the blue niggas covered in fur.
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Coffee@ilikeicecoffee23h
For Mario, the benefits of having a tall wife like Peach is that she can become a weighted blanket or makeshift couch after the cuddle session is over😌
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Coffee (@ilikeicecoffee) profile pictureCoffee@ilikeicecoffeeOct 28
Mario has accepted his fate😌 Luckily for Peach, he is completely unbothered by her very loud snoring💤
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Reminder that MLK’s movement was not as long ago as people will make you believe. His granddaughter just turned 18 this year.
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@PopBaseNov 4
Martin Luther King Jr.'s granddaughter voted for the first time yesterday in Georgia. (via @11AliveNews)
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#KANSAS #Wichita Ca'Niyah Dear, 12 MD:11/02/26 ⚠️🎯MISSING 12 YO🎯⚠️ #MissingChild ‼️Please Share‼️ ☎️Wichita Police Department (KS) (316) 268-4111 #MissingPerson #MissingPeople missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/…
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Markus@MarkusWyaNov 4
I’ve always been a fan of Naruto but a black person basically walking down Sasuke with 0 trouble outside of the fact he doesn’t want his brother to bother him is hilarious.
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@FeincodmNov 4
Killer Bee out here treating Sasuke like an autograph session instead of a life-or-death battle 😂
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They murdered Martin Luther King Jr.’s mom a few years after his assassination, while she was playing the organ during Sunday service, but McGraw Hill somehow left that out of the history book.
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All you LARPers that wanted to be just like Anakin so you can build your MAGA Empire after midterms: Congratulations, you followed his arc in spirit all the way to the exact fate you didn't want. how's the helmet fitting right now?
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Agent Tom Strutter ✶ 🦃 (@Strutter_Tom) profile pictureAgent Tom Strutter ✶ 🦃@Strutter_TomNov 3
> Disrespected by his elders > Choked out his pregnant wife > Humiliated by his Boomer master > New master killed his wife with the Force and pinned it on him > Puppeteered by Jedi and Sith for 35 years until death > RW tourists for some reason: " Yaas king, he's literally me!"
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She was literally an open racist trying to start infighting btw
maya ꕤ (@mayahorizons) profile picturemaya ꕤ@mayahorizons23h
AND FUCK STARDEW LEAF‼️ THIS GROWN ASS LADY WAS DEAD FUCKING WRONG FOR THIS SHIT #REALWOKEISBACK
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau18h
I like that Palpatine really talks up the idea that you’d be able to bring people back from the dead and then at the end is like “Padme is dead. Too bad really. Anyway…”
Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) profile pictureMr. Chau@Srirachachau19h
It is funny how much of Anakin’s story was just getting pretty obviously lied to by like 100 year-old man
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#MISSING Marlee was last seen on July 29, 2026 in Pflugerville, Texas. missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/…
Have you seen this child? Marlee Joy Walenta

Have you seen this child? Marlee Joy Walenta

Missing From: Pflugerville, TX. Missing Date: July 29, 2026.

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He was NOT fucking around 😭😭😭
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