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Ed Hammer retweeted
THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT
The full call of the final out from @JLevering4, as heard on the Brewers Radio Network
Woodman's penny rounding: a thread.
First time shopping since the penny disappeared from Woodman's and I win: +.02 for me. .82 rounded down to .80.
Total: +0.02
Ed Hammer retweeted
Bobby Jr. is fitting in just fine 🐢
Welp…….The Brewers now have a pet turtle.
A pocket turtle. 🐢
Backstory:
I caused Pat Murphy chaos with pocket pancakes…
So this time during our interview, Murph handed me a……live turtle and said, “Good luck getting it through TSA.”
The turtle, will be staying with the team for now, as American Airlines apparently draws the line at reptiles.
Ed Hammer retweeted
Additional tidbits to this story:
Pat decided literally yesterday on his way to the game that this was going to happen.
He and some of the players were mulling over what animal he should pull out of his pocket.
A couple people suggested a gerbil or hamster, but he decided on a turtle.
So he paid the KC clubbie $500 to go buy him a turtle and bring it to the stadium.
After the cancelled game, the players were with it in the clubhouse, feeding it all sorts of vegetables.
The turtle is living the highlife, make no mistake.
Ed Hammer retweeted
Welp…….The Brewers now have a pet turtle.
A pocket turtle. 🐢
Backstory:
I caused Pat Murphy chaos with pocket pancakes…
So this time during our interview, Murph handed me a……live turtle and said, “Good luck getting it through TSA.”
The turtle, will be staying with the team for now, as American Airlines apparently draws the line at reptiles.
Ed Hammer retweeted
Fun fact, I qualified for both Italy and Venezuela for the WBC 🇮🇹🇻🇪
Tonight’s game will officially be known as the Marco Scutaro bowl
.@Campbells boycotting your company until cream of shrimp returns.
I have a long memory. @culvers hasn't seen a penny and won't until the butterscotch malt returns. @PapaJohns hasn't gotten a penny since PJ went on that anti-teacher rant ten yrs ago.
Reinstate cream of shrimp.
Jan 10: even money +0.06
Jan 24: .87 charged .85 +0.08
Feb. 15: .77 charged .75 +0.10
I'm winning Woodman's!
Ed Hammer retweeted
Nothing like the CDT coming to my house on a Sunday. I got 5 kids and church. But lets get that urine sample RQ unk.
Ed Hammer retweeted
Update: I didn’t give enough of a urine sample so I am currently outside in this Pittsburgh weather shirtless, to see if that will speed this process up. I live for this 💦
Ed Hammer retweeted
Tune in Wednesday for the 9th annual Elmbrook Radio 2025 Yearend Countdown! Running through the 379 songs we've played most on the air during 2025. #1 at midnight!
The countdown will rerun in its entirety on New Year's Day as well - elmbrookradio.com
