Farms and software. Bitchy for a flower farmer. Delightful for a software engineer.

Atlanta
Joined July 2010
So happy for the WorkOS team. We have been using it at Orderly and I've been using it in all my personal projects. A complete joy.
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ATLANTA PULL OFF ONE OF THE BIGGEST UPSETS IN MLS HISTORY TO ADVANCE ‼️ MIAMI ARE ELIMINATED IN THE FIRST ROUND ‼️
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I am hearing reports of some airlines only offering flight credits to passengers for cancelled flights. 

Let me be clear — you are entitled to get your money back promptly if your flight is cancelled and you don't take a rebooking.
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The first 10 calls should be to Klopp. Once he blocks your number, you do whatever it takes to get Wilfried Nancy.
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The fact that the Founding Fathers included Impeachment in the Constitution proves that they did not believe or intend for any President to have any kind of immunity. You do not have to be a Constitutional scholar to know this.
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Atlanta United Part Ways with Head Coach

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still loving startups tbh
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NAEHER DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!! HOLY COWWWWWWWW IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! 🇺🇸✅ ❌ ✅ ✅ 🇨🇦 ❌❌ ✅ ❌
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If you didn’t get much done today don’t worry. Dolly Parton wrote "Jolene" and "I Will Always Love You" in one day. You’re never beating that.
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What’s one piece of software that brings you utter joy? Like, it’s done so well, almost has no bugs, and just generally so pleasant to use, you can’t believe humans actually made it! I’ll start. For me it’s ‘mermaid’. It always works even better than I expect.
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git blame, but it tells you who reviewed the code instead
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Douglas Crockford, the man who created JSON, letting off steam on JavaScript. It's time to move on.
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More people care about you than you realize.
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Congrats to Darlington Nagbe on winning his fourth MLS Cup.
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Why are companies fighting rules to eliminate hidden fees? Consider this case study from StubHub. In 2015, the company randomized 50% of their millions of customers to see the full price while shopping; the other 50% saw lower prices up front but were hit by added (junk) fees at checkout. The effect was enormous. Customers subject to the back-end fees spent 21% more money and were 14% more likely to make any purchase. Stubhub, which had started a transition to fully transparent pricing in 2014 in response to loads of customer complaints of hidden fees, reversed this policy and reinstated them after this A/B test. While customers hated the fees, many also (or maybe also some of the same) viewed StubHub's rivals that offered lower up front prices + back-end fees as cheaper. This shows the industry dilemna. Hiding the full price until the consumer has already invested time on the transaction is both profitable and a prisoners dilemna for any individual company with interest to be more transparent. Thus, government regulation is the only way to reverse the trend of less transparent pricing and companies will fight hard against it.
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On my way back from Australia about nine years ago Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter were flying back to Atlanta from LA. They shook hands and said hello to everyone on the plane. I was told they often did that when flying Delta. Just humble, nice, decent folk.
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My Chemex has broken in a kitchen accident after 10 years. Perhaps my best all-time purchase -- 10,800 cups of coffee over ten years per my filter purchases.
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As I am digging into planning processes & estimation I'm struck, repeatedly, by how much it resembles saluting--a ritual intended to reinforce who holds the power in a relationship.
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I really need companies to stop unilaterally transitioning my logins to token in email when I am already using password and MFA. I can't explain how much of a curse it is to have ADD and to have to open your email to login to something.
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