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only assholes drink Mr. Pibb

Joined August 2010
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If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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"Remove the Stone of Shame." "Whoo-hoo!" "Attach the Stone of Triumph. RIP Patrick Stewart
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Son, your mother and i are unfollowing each other on instagram
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Is the giraffe wearing a damn hat?😭
2 Maasai men have been taking care of an alleged stray baby giraffe for almost 1 week. The giraffe feels very secure with them.
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MR.MCKENNA. MAPLE LEAFS GOAL SCORER.
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ok but what about him
‘SICARIO 3’ is officially moving forward with Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin all returning. Padraic McKinley is set to direct with Steven Knight writing the script. (Source: Deadline)
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Who is Israel bombing tonight?
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My son got in trouble at school, instead of spanking him or grounding him or taking away his IPad, I'm going to make him watch all 4 quarters of the Titans on Sunday.
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slapping your homie in the face then hitting the nae nae #beastmode
this might be one of the most deserved smacks i’ve ever seen
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waking up hungover next to my cat waiting for breakfast
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the most powerful words an artist with balls have ever said
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Damn I’m in such a tough spot. I really want to say that it’s wrong to kill children but I don’t want to upset my agent Josh Childkiller
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Hey everyone I'd like to apologize for the post I made last night when I said "Children deserve to have legs." I didn't realize that statement was offensive to the Jewish community and I will choose my words better moving forward.
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There’s something so special that in a world of content creators chasing trends & drama, Super Human is still out there doing his thing & jumping on painful objects. Dude is a God damn legend.
Flying elbow drop onto marble rocks pt 2 ( WWE CM PUNK STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #wwe
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HEISMAN WINNERS UNTIL 2070 SCRIPT LEAKED 🚨🚨🚨
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they have no idea I’m blade
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all that “gay marriage will destroy society” and its literally just this
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Has anyone called him Snow Paterno yet?
BREAKING: Alleged Penn State cocaine kingpin, dubbed “Pablo Pledgescobar,” turns himself in & is denied bail.
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