I have been a week without hot water and @Enercare doesn't seem to care. Supposedly parts are "on the way" but no one can tell me when/if they are actually going to show up.

I love how the @amazonca delivery guy thought walking across my lawn and through my flower garden was the best way to get to my front door.

I enjoy this ad @amazon decided to show with the children's programs on my fire stick.

I am so glad I took @GOtransit to avoid the Gardner Express Way only to be put on a shuttle bus sitting in traffic on the Gardner Express Way.

I love how all the banks got together and said "you know what? Paper envelopes are too easy and work too well!!! We are going to implement a system that can't handle folded bills, because who uses bills that have been folded."

A playground has an app? What fresh hell do I live in where a playground needs an app.

Wouldn't let my daughter hug the cat while the cat was busy in the litter box. #worstDaddyEver

I really don't care if pot is legal or not. I just wish the park didn't reek of it when I take my daughter at 11 am on a Saturday.

I have been playing Death Stranding and man I need to know where Hideo Kojima gets his drugs.

Sometimes the only thing stopping me from switching away from Android is I hate iOS even more.

Got a sketchy email from @Instacart support saying my account has been suspended and to upload a photo of my credit card and drivers license. It's like they were trying to hit all the phishing red flags at once.

I love how @colin_furze is my 7 month old daughter's favorite youtuber

I need to see @TheMontyDon on #GBBO

My @TheMontyDon style vegetable garden has changed my life, thinning and weeding is so much easier.

Why does @WightmanTel always have outages when I'm presenting important things to big customers?