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A new study says the average person is in a good mood for 59% of the summer.
The other 41% of the time is spent on the 401.
Jonathon Smith retweeted
If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.
Jonathon Smith retweeted
Axe Body Spray has come out stronger against the insurrection than the majority of the GOP.
Jonathon Smith retweeted
Muffin really matters. Celebrate the return of Bake Off by singing along to our Bohemian Bapsody lyric video. Best enjoyed while listening to the original Queen classic - unless it's in your head already! #GBBO
Jonathon Smith retweeted
This would easily be the best-selling video game of all time 🐅👑 #TigerKing #TigerKingNetflix
Jonathon Smith retweeted
Everything sounds like a novel if you add "Memphis"
A Flat Tire in Memphis
Catching a Train in Memphis
Running With Your Dog in Memphis
Photographed in Memphis
A Cold Rain in Memphis
Playing the Lottery in Memphis
Trucking Through Memphis
Eating Eggs in Memphis
Jonathon Smith retweeted
the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together
Jonathon Smith retweeted
Hey @Unilever My 25% Less Salt Lipton Chicken Noodle Soup is missing its wonderful bright yellow glow I’ve come to know and love. The last two batches give me broth that’s almost (gasp!) clear!!! If this is a new formula, I want names.
Jonathon Smith retweeted
3-year-old: Why do you eat salad?
Me: To be healthy.
3: Does healthy mean sad?
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Trudeau announces plan to ban single-use plastics by 2021. This is the last straw.
Jonathon Smith retweeted
Canadian election idea. If voter turnout is <65% all party leaders must quit their positions and a new election starts. Voter turnout should be more important as an indicator of voter apathy towards the shit choices we have been presented!
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To celebrate the return of the #GreatBritishBakeOff we're giving away this gorgeous Mason Cash 32cm Mixing Bowl!
Simply RT to enter! #GBBO
Jonathon Smith retweeted
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor
..and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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🔥New film!🔥35mm Rollei Vario Chrome, a limited edition colour reversal film. Pre-sale Mon July 3rd. More details @macodirect!
#filmsnotdead
Jonathon Smith retweeted
We are honoured to be receiving the Order of Canada. Thank you to everyone for their support.
#OrderOfCanada @RideauHall @GGDavidJohnston
