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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdking1h

Fuck this place.

The White House

Dems are washed up. 🎷

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdking2h

Real shit.

I need to stop lying to myself, that giant bag of Reese’s never stood a chance of making it to October 31st.

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt retweeted

Some shit go down over time.. Martin paid $400 for a cd player in 1994

@HeartBreakMelz14h

Why tv's so cheap right now ? I'm seeing 70 inch tv's for $300/$350

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdking4h

Afternoon rush hour next week is gonna be pure hell.

DKelly 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

Hope all you psycho whack jobs are happy about this. Enjoy midnight at 6 PM. 🫠

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Simply AJ aka Tom Bombadil

Nah im good and happy no further advertisement of my looks are required ever again 🙏🏾

Key💕@OhhSoGorgeousOct 25

To all the men on here.. UPDATE YOUR MEDIA

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Jeffrey Burlew@JeffBurlew11h

Anthony Rivers III, the accused gunman in the Oct. 24 mass shooting that injured 11 after FAMU’s homecoming game, makes his first appearance in a Leon County Courtroom.

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdking11h

In 4547’s economy this is reasonable.

Why is my family charging $25 per person for Thanksgiving this year

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdking11h

Almost 80 on Friday…. It’s still fall right?

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdking12h

Good Morning Baltimore.

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JUST IN: A 15-year-old was arrested in connection with a shooting near Florida A&M University over the weekend, which left 12 injured, including six children, the Tallahassee Police Department announced on Monday morning. abcnews.link/WDXX7q7

15-year-old arrested in connection with shooting near Florida university

A 15-year-old has been arrested in connection to a shooting at Florida A&M University over the weekend.

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdking22h

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@rushicryptoOct 24

The cruelest joke of the 2026 economy is finally earning the salary you dreamed of making in 2016, only to realize the house, car, and comfortable middle-class lifestyle you wanted have all gotten more expensive faster than your paycheck.

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdking23h

All my laundry is put up…. Someone send me a sticker via gif.

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdking23h

Real shit.

Randyn@Rantastic__23h

What a shitty day of betting.

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdkingOct 26

Translation: Her feet are colder than Buffalo in the wintertime.

← Sum'n Else 🇹🇹🇯🇲

@CreatedToBHatedOct 26

I'm tryna steal some body heat

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdkingOct 26

Patrick Mahomes team being +3 is a steal.

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdkingOct 26

Lmaoooooooo

BMoe Flocka 🤙🏿😈👌🏿

@BFlocka5Oct 25

"Stoop" Huntley, "Burnt Toast" Humphrey and Ronnie "Lieutenant Dan Legs" Stanley gotta go!!! 😡😡😡 #RavensFlock

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdkingOct 26

A big breasted woman.

@Jadenicoleei7Oct 25

What smells good but isn’t perfume?

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdkingOct 25

Toyota 4 runner, Tacoma, Tundra, Avalon, Camry, Corolla Lexus ES, GS, RX, GX *Enters chat*

@iam_biglad1Oct 25

Crazy seeing used cars over 11 years old with 250k+ miles going for $15k–$20k. Ridiculous.

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdkingOct 25

Jerk Out x The Time

@METAVERZUZOct 25

Gun to your head, name a song without the letter A in its title.

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Bald Bearded Demon With A Dash Of Salt@thisisdkingOct 25

I’m on FaceTime with my cousin & The wal-mart in Kentucky got henny in it…..

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