Writer of totally pointless twits, er, tweets. Really, they're pointless. Just like most other twits, er, tweets, except the pointlessness is intentional.
Ah'lomet, Eayn
Joined June 2008
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I've moved on from cursing with ice cream flavors to cursing with fonts.
"What the helvetica is going on here?"
"You can kiss my arial rounded."
"You're full of segoe."
"Why don't you go futura yourself?"
"You're a gill sans disgrace!"
Become ungovernable.
Oh, and what's up with "Seriff's Office". Do they have an obsession with Seraph in the Matrix Reloaded?
"Cognative" performance. {sigh}
Apparently not enough cognitive performance to use a spell checker on their Amazon product page.
(It's from some supplement brand named "Nutricost", and the product is L-Theanine.)
My problem with today's AI consultants is that they learn primarily from the mistakes of the people who take their advice.
Amazingly enough, Microsoft managed to completely displace Adobe and get the top two slots in software people loathe:
1. Microsoft Teams
2. Windows 11
Hey, @Bose , I think your unsubscribe function for marketing emails isn't working. I've done it three times in the last six weeks, and I still get marketing emails.
When I go to unsubscribe, it says I'm already unsubscribed.
Ratio of "Autocorrect fixes something correctly" vs. "Autocorrect is wrong and I have to fix it"
Desktop: Three to one
Phone: One to about thirteen
Hmmm... wonder what's in today's news. I bet there's a lot of different things being talked about today.
Well, maybe not.
When I see prompt engineer on a resume or in an article, I automatically translate it in my head to "sloperator".
My New Years resolution is to never make another New Years resolution again for the rest of my life.
Hey, @amazon, you need to stop posting deceptive and dishonest ads when someone searches for a discontinued product.
The search term was "Brachs Maple Nut Goodies". But they're discontinued. They don't exist. You can't buy them anywhere.
This ad on Bing implies that you can.
And, by the way...
Coblentz Chocolate Company
@PalmerCandyCom1
@Instacart
... advertising something as Maple Nut Goodies when it's just peanuts dipped in cheap, maple flavored coating is also dishonest. Real Maple Nut Goodies should have toffee made with peanuts on the inside.
And another by the way, for @BrachsCandy.
What possessed you to have a dozen varieties of Candy Corn (yuk) which are also sold by various other companies, while discontinuing the unique Maple Nut Goodies product?
That's just insane.
Being CEO sometimes means completely deluding yourself about what users & customers want. Exhibit A: this CEO says people will pay a subscription fee for... a mouse.
Supposedly a very durable mouse, w/ software updates. As comedian James Gregory often said, "I don't want that."
This crazy lady who, likemany others in tech, is convinced that people just looove subscriptions (instead of hate them, as almost all of us to) explains her delusions here:
fortune.com/2024/07/31/logit…
