Writer of totally pointless twits, er, tweets. Really, they're pointless. Just like most other twits, er, tweets, except the pointlessness is intentional.
Ah'lomet, Eayn
Joined June 2008
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thisispointless - real name: Al Ian Shickan retweeted
Hey, @Windows, can you tell me how to get this garbage off my screen?
And could you, please, I'm begging, stop putting crap like this into every open space you find? Just stop. You're suffering from Horror Vacui. You need to cure it.
thisispointless - real name: Al Ian Shickan retweeted
Biden Orders Surgeon General's Warnings Placed On All Biology Textbooks buff.ly/2MzT9zu
thisispointless - real name: Al Ian Shickan retweeted
Having a "debate" around a complex issue on Twitter is like trying to cook a gourmet meal on a hot-plate in a broom closet while Gordon Ramsey is shouting in your ear about how you're doing it all wrong and everyone else has already decided they don't like the food you're fixing.
thisispointless - real name: Al Ian Shickan retweeted
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
thisispointless - real name: Al Ian Shickan retweeted
My phone app, Solitaire With Friends, didn't sell as well as expected.
thisispointless - real name: Al Ian Shickan retweeted
I saw Sexist A/C open for both Canned Heat and AC/DC in '92:
A/C is sexist. Haha very funny, but you've got to try harder to sell the joke. Otherwise, people might believe you're just being stupid. teapawt.org/TaylorLorenz/status/11…
thisispointless - real name: Al Ian Shickan retweeted
OH MAN I HOPE THEY RECOVERED BOTH OF THE BOOKS
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thisispointless - real name: Al Ian Shickan retweeted
Using #Android phone. Looking at list of calls. I'm way down in the list. Sit down, and phone goes to landscape from position change, then back to portrait. List now back to the top. Lost my place.
As Rick Sanchez would say "That's just sloppy craftsmanship."
thisispointless - real name: Al Ian Shickan retweeted
This could be my favorite Twitter exchange of all time.
thisispointless - real name: Al Ian Shickan retweeted
China now doing the biggest SQL join in history. #AshleyMadison #OPMhack
thisispointless - real name: Al Ian Shickan retweeted
When the client says "I just need you to clean up what the last programmer did" bit.ly/1oqnhVQ