Ain’t got it all but I sure got it made

Otisburg
Joined October 2012
Dog is my copilot.
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Right to work states in the south have industrialized. Alabama: Kia Mercedes Airbus Georgia: Hyundai Audi Gulfstream South Carolina: Boeing BMW Tennessee: GM Nissan Volkswagen
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At the Georgia Theater in Athens tonight. Sugar absolutely killed it.
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I don’t call for help. The police are miles and minutes away. My 300BLK travels 2173 feet per second.
Il est 20h. Les enfants sont couchés. Vous êtes tranquillement devant la télé avec votre femme. Soudain, des cris éclatent dans la rue. Des coups, des vitres qui explosent. Des dizaines d’émeutiers vêtus de noir s’en prennent à votre immeuble. Ils tentent de forcer la porte, saccagent le hall, arrachent les boîtes aux lettres. Vos enfants se réveillent en hurlant. Votre femme panique. Vous appelez la police. « Tous nos agents sont occupés, veuillez patienter. » Puis la communication coupe. Vous jetez un œil par la fenêtre. En bas, ils viennent de mettre le feu aux poubelles. Les flammes lèchent déjà la façade. La fumée commence à entrer dans l’appartement. Soudain, un grand fracas. La porte de l’immeuble vient de céder. Des hurlements montent dans l’escalier. « On va vous tuer ! Ouvrez cette putain de porte ! » Ils sont sur votre palier. Vous n’osez même pas regarder par l’œil de bœuf. Que faire ? Sortir ? Fuir ? Impossible. Ils sont dans l’escalier. Sauter par la fenêtre ? Vous êtes au quatrième étage. Se défendre ? Avec quoi ? Vous n’avez jamais pensé avoir besoin de vous défendre chez vous. Vous avez toujours fait confiance à l’État. Les armes, ce n’est pas votre truc. Vous avez travaillé toute votre vie, payé vos impôts, respecté les lois. Et maintenant, vous voilà coincé dans votre propre appartement, avec vos enfants en pleurs et votre femme qui vous demande ce qu’on va faire. Derrière la porte, les pas se rapprochent. Cette fois, ce n’est pas une vidéo d’émeutes que vous regardez à la télévision. C’est chez vous que ça se passe. Et personne ne viendra vous protéger.
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Last year I complained about crappy gloves and @WVmotoguy recommended these. I’ve had them for almost a year and while I don’t use them everyday, they have lasted through some heavy duty projects. Still going strong. Thanks again, homie! Superior Glove 378GOBKL
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My niece is visiting and one of my cats just stole a chicken finger from her plate when she wasn’t paying attention. Welcome to Thunderdome, Iris.
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Tick thief retweeted
The irony here is we will have flying cars before book 3
How I look at all you dorks telling me to write a flying car into book three.
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Remember back in 2023 when UGA beat FSU so badly they broke the entire program? They have yet to recover from that legendary Dawg walk.
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Daniel Pearl was also a recruiting bonanza.
One thing is for sure, in the Middle East, they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza.
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Mom: I want to make Christmas ornaments for the family this year. Is it okay if I come to your shop and use your scroll saw? Me: It’s why I built the shop, Mom.
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The shadow of our plane yesterday in the middle of a full rainbow on the top of the cloud layer at FL430.
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Hang it in the motherfucking Louvre
Replying to @etg2010
One woke activist at a company is but a single stick, but when you have hundreds of activists, it forms a mighty faggot of incompetence.
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We’re dipping those bullets in pigs blood right? Right?!?
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has recommended — and President Donald J. Trump has approved — death by U.S. Army firing squad for convicted terrorist Nidal Malik Hasan, the jihadist who opened fire on unarmed American soldiers at Fort Hood in 2009. He killed 13 people and wounded 32 others while shouting “Allahu Akbar” during the attack. The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.
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Preserving your culture, customs, and not allowing foreigners to disrespect them is now racism. Please sign me up for the racism.
#BREAKING: Japan is becoming increasingly racist. Public sentiment on dislike of foreigners surged to 41%
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Tick thief retweeted
I’ve been notified that Chris Sale celebrated Thursday’s victory with a meal at: Waffle House
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I hate to break it to them but these are not protests. This is an Islamic uprising
Protests are escalating across France as fires break out near schools and demonstrators clash with police. More than 400 schools were closed Friday after what started as protest for school conditions. more than 560 schools reporting protests or disruptions. Watch OAN on OAN Live for the full coverage or click the link in our bio.
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I mean I'm far from a biblical scholar, but I don't remember the part where Jesus coerced people to pay a tax to him, under threat of violence, to cover those healings either.
When Jesus healed the sick, he didn’t ask for a deductible. When he fed the hungry, he didn’t price gouge for a profit. When the Hebrew prophets saw corruption, they spoke truth to power. When I take on this corrupt system, I’m doing it on biblical grounds.
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Dear @FrostyTakes Please help my friend @manhattanmaker get his account unlocked All my love, Tickthief
Dear @TomCruise Please help my friend @manhattanmaker get his account unlocked. All my love, Frosty
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The student radio station for Iowa lost It’s damn mind….. 🤣
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Night time is the right time
Ran Operator & Squadron Standards. Now time for night vision games.
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Looks like it’s back to sticking shit in his prison wallet. Once I have his commissary # I will pass it on to you folks.
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