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It’s twitter. Never lose your sense of humor.

Truckee, CA
Joined April 2009
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It doesn’t matter what you tweet. The apotheosis of twitter….
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JoeSchmuckatelli™️ retweeted
I believe that Texas voting machines are rigged. I went with 2 others and all 3 of us had this problem, on separate machines. When we press the button for James Talarico, Ken Paxton lit up. We had to change our votes back several times before a vote for him would stick In Austin
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Trump is Putin’s stooge
Today, official @WhiteHouse account uses exactly the same narrative as Matryoshka, a long-exposed Kremlin-aligned bot network, did less than a week ago: "Voting for Democrats will bring chaos that you can see in France today". Full thread detailing Matryoshka campaign: ⤵️
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Obama 🔥: "The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments. He took great umbrage. The mobilized a whole of government response to that joke! They told the Treasury Secretary to hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory. This really happened."
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I made the decision to have Democracy Docket take down its paywall through Election Day. Read it, enjoy it, share it -- all for free. If you want to support this effort, here is how: hubs.ly/Q04CxxVy0
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Replying to @AFpost
bro said fuck it and started to fagmaxx into midterms
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He can’t even fill a classroom at this point
I’ve covered dozens if not hundreds of Trump rallies and I can’t recall him ever holding one in a room as small as this arena in Chillicothe, Ohio. It’ll be packed and loud- but maybe 1000 people will fit.
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Now he’s waxing on about Arnold Palmer’s cock
Trump remarks on how well endowed Arnold Palmer was. Follow: @AFpost
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Idiocracy perfectly described
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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oh my goodness, Tim Miller totally destroyed the hosts of the Charlie Kirk Show as they desperately tried to deflect from Trump's failures here's a long cut:
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"Do you guys not read the news?"
.@Timodc: "We took legal asylum holders based on their tattoos and sent them to a foreign gulag…Were you okay with sending people to a foreign prison based on their tattoos without due process?" Kolvet: "I don't know that story." Miller: "Do you guys not read the news?"
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At this point, the entire cult is gonna have to step out of the closet just to stay on message with the leader. 🌈
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Trump is the most socialist president of our lifetime. Tim nails it.
Neff: "You're in support of the side that has actual socialism." @Timodc: "This is the most socialist administration we've had since FDR…The only part of socialism that Donald Trump doesn't like is socialist healthcare…He's running a right-wing, soft-authoritarian, nationalist, socialist administration."
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My feed is full of polar vortex and “stock up for disaster!” posts. Fade both and thank me later.
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Fixed it. @atrupar
🤖 Made with AI
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Disgusting. Moral Bankruptcy.
We talk a lot about pattern recognition in the Epstein files. This is one you'll see a lot, Epstein introducing girls to Trump at Mar-a-Lago and saying "she's a good one." EFTA00158469 and EFTA00158475 #EpsteinFiles
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Polar Vortex TLDR: “anything could happen” so it’s basically irrelevant.
POLAR VORTEX DISRUPTION? 🥶: An unusually early disruption could shake up the winter forecast. MIT research scientist Dr. Judah Cohen explains what it could mean for weather across the U.S. and why it matters.
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The guy on the right is Hegseth’s spiritual adviser.
"I'm kind of tired of you being called pastor... you hate everybody. You attack Black people, gay people, immigrants, Jews. All you do is spread hate." @Timodc confronts controversial Christian nationalist pastor Doug Wilson on Piers Morgan Uncensored.
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