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🔊 IT Guru @StrangeMusicInc | Dialing up the decibels, debugging the beats for @TechN9ne & crew | Rhythm’s secret tech whisperer 🎵🎧💻

Kansas City, MO
Joined June 2009
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I mean. It’s an accurate metaphor
Asked one of our developers how he uses his AI agents and he just sent me this:
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How to defend yourself. Follow for more self-defense tips. 🤙
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people asked how I turn a single svg path into a 3D volume here is a visual explanation 👨‍🎨
my animated bot avatars are OSS now! introducing: 🐱 Open Bot Avatar a JSON spec and renderer for interactive agent avatars everything open source & MIT licensed, excited to see what you build with it!
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To secure peace is to prepare for war.
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Anyone calling for the firing of Andy Reid is dumber than brain dead
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Catastrophically stupid. Reid delivered three Super Bowls and turned decades of mediocrity into sustained excellence. The Hunts extended him through 2029 and still call him a Hall of Fame coach after last year's 6-11. Fans demanding his firing after a 5-2 start and two tough losses are the textbook definition of spoiled and short-sighted.
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BREAKING: Europe is under a massive cyber attack, with supermarket fridges and freezers in Belgium, Sweden, Luxembourg, Ireland, the Netherlands, Finland and Estonia all hacked today by raising temperatures to up to 50°C, destroying huge quantities of food, per Reuters. "Everything is destroyed," a sales manager in Sweden said, adding that "there has been a cyberattack and all our freezers reached 50 degrees." More than 40 supermarkets in Belgium and Luxembourg were affected. "I only have two words for them: wake up, please, because there's something going on," a store manager in Belgium said. This follows a similar cyberattack last month that hit hundreds of supermarkets in France, raising freezers as high as 80°C and causing major food losses. It also comes after freezers at 6 US military bases mysteriously malfunctioned, spoiling large quantities of food, which the Pentagon is investigating as a suspected cyberattack.
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2016 me: “how are the chiefs?” 2026 me: “gone to 5 of the last 7 super bowls and won 3.” 2016 me: “holy shit. chiefs fans must finally be in heaven.” 2026 me: “they all want to die. they genuinely believe it’s the most incompetently run organization in sports history.”
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I've never seen so many Door Dash drivers and Starbucks employees know so much about plane crashes in my life. You would think they would have better jobs knowing so much.
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We made it, Rerun is finally open source 😃 Real open source, not like the fraud @OpenBot_ Use Rerun for free right now Go check it out
Introducing the fully open-source alternative to Grok Bot, Dots and Duet. Use Rerun with your ChatGPT and Claude subscriptions, or any other model. Unlimited seats for FREE! The mobile app will be available this week ⏳ Use for free : rerun.build
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We're giving away an iPhone Duo! Following a user using Pally to snag an iPhone Duo on launch day, we figured let's do something fun and give one away! So... Top @Pally referrers by Dec 15: 1st: iPhone Duo 2nd: MacBook Air 3rd: iPad Pro #1 in your country (15+ friends): AirPods Max. Along the way, you can also win: coffee, Pally swag, dinner for two, or AirPod Pros. Text Pally for your link. pally.com 18+. No purchase necessary. Terms: pally.com/competition-terms
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Did Bobby Witt Jr. get robbed of his 3rd consecutive gold glove? 🤔
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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0% accuracy goddamn
Wdym ur Carl from Jimmy Neutron
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your 2026 Rawlings Gold Glove Award Winner - AL Shortstop - Taylor Walls #RawlingsGoldGloveAwards
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Trunk-or-treat quietly destroyed Halloween, and nobody wants to admit why. ​Instead of kids exploring neighborhoods, learning independence, and knocking on doors, parents park 40 SUVs in a sterile church lot at 3 PM to hand out candy in 15 minutes flat. ​It was never about "safety." It’s about hyper-convenience, institutional paranoia, and the collapse of community trust. ​Did we replace the best night of childhood with an outdoor drive-thru, or is the old way actually too dangerous now?
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Replying to @amelia_tweetz
Everything must be hyper-optimized for maximum payoff and social media clout now. Even trick-or-treating.
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Gave that first Mizzou TD the soundtrack it deserves
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