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two years!!! i’m down for more if you are @ToontownOffline 🩷
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*using one single cleaning product in the bathroom* what if i just created chlorine gas on accident
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youre laughing. the blue wave gave us our first legitimate kaylor sighting since 2017 and youre laughing
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you ever had to unfollow a girl from high school on instagram because her baby gives you bad vibes
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If I’m ever in a mood I don’t wanna be in Anymore I just have to put on One Direction and my mood will change to Something Else. It might not even be Better mood but it’ll be Something Else
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Barista named Bug took my order at starbucks today. Were not wasting any time here I see
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•STOP blaming the 2016 Cubs
•START appreciating that the Rays have now died for our sins in 2008, 2020, and 2026
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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I wish I could fully lib out with my fellow southern sisters but alas it looks like my state is going to elect that raggedy ass bitch as governor





































