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trying my best

she/they
Joined December 2011
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two years!!! i’m down for more if you are @ToontownOffline 🩷
my favorite travel partner!! one year!!! amazing!!!
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*using one single cleaning product in the bathroom* what if i just created chlorine gas on accident
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Are you the one with the husband with the titties or are you the other one
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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“What do you want for Christmas?” I don’t know! I’m a stranger to myself :)
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youre laughing. the blue wave gave us our first legitimate kaylor sighting since 2017 and youre laughing
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america libbed out so hard taylor swift is fucking karlie kloss again
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you ever had to unfollow a girl from high school on instagram because her baby gives you bad vibes
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If I’m ever in a mood I don’t wanna be in Anymore I just have to put on One Direction and my mood will change to Something Else. It might not even be Better mood but it’ll be Something Else
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I would swap every single data center for like 2 Joanne Fabrics and a Toys R Us.
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Barista named Bug took my order at starbucks today. Were not wasting any time here I see
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If we’re libing out today on the TL, it’s time to build high speed rail like how god truly intended
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moodboard
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•STOP blaming the 2016 Cubs •START appreciating that the Rays have now died for our sins in 2008, 2020, and 2026
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everyone is mandated to get a septum piercing and a skullet in woke2.0
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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For every miss kicked Harrison Butker has had this year, a state turned Blue…
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I wish I could fully lib out with my fellow southern sisters but alas it looks like my state is going to elect that raggedy ass bitch as governor
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we’re disconnecting triple h’s heart monitor from the wifi during woke 3.0
“Charlie Kirk’s Turning Point USA has set up outside polling places across New Hampshire and shipped in paid athletes and spokespersons to "encourage" voters.” (South Coast Spotlight) Triple H was on scene.
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Because it's my goddamn state too
I don't get voting Blue in a red state, if you like democrat policies so much, move to a blue state.
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📍Arkansas #Midterms26
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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