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Big Fat Wizard King

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Joined July 2013
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Gross! I found a pube in my glass of my own urine
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🧵 We're now on the second month of this picket line. Approximately 30 workers at Nico Wynd Golf Course have been on strike because their employer continues to refuse to resolve basic workplace issues involving seniority rights, payroll issues, cost of living increases
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Hank Lunch retweeted
MAXIMILLIEN ROBESPIERRE: Heh, nice pamphlet kid... You know, despite your being 17 years old, syphilitic, bisexual, and a terrorist, I take a funny sort of likin to ya. What do you say we blow this gaol and get you out on the field? PRESS [X] TO TAKE COMMAND OF 50,000 BAYONETS
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LATEST: Sources say Luis Guzman has been brought in to test for the role of James Bond (source:luisguzmanhotfacts.net)
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JOHN CARPENTER COMMENTARY: Right there, blammo. What a dumb cheap trick. Ripped it off from a Howard Hawks picture. God, this is a piece of shit. WILLIAM FRIEDKIN COMMENTARY: That was take 57. After this scene I put a gun in Gene Hackman’s mouth for fun.
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Workers at a Surrey golf course are entering their second month on strike. Now, the BC Federation of Labour is calling for a boycott after an incident in which a union representative says she was struck by a vehicle while on the picket line. vancouver.citynews.ca/video/…
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WOKE 3 WE ARE BRINGING CHARLIE KIRK BACK TO LIFE JUST TO DO IT AGAIN
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Hank Lunch retweeted
Saint Pasolini died on this day in 1975 at 53. The genius poet, philosopher, writer and director is one of the great martyrs of the 20th century whose death, a possible political assassination disguised as a fatal run in w/ rough trade, remains as murky as the JFK assassination
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It’s not complicated. Pathetic angry loser Anakin is an avatar for right wing incel chuds, and pathetic angry loser Biddy Blas is a leftist hero and queer ally
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Hank Lunch retweeted
🧵 BREAKING: Incident on the Nico Wynd picket line! On day 31 of the strike at the Nico Wynd Golf Course workers, a Strata resident at the strata-owned golf course drove through the picket line.
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Hank Lunch retweeted
All the A.I. guy posts sound like this to me: "I have a hot, stinky turd in my palm. No food, no chewing, no digestion. Just a turd in my palm stinking up the place. With Opus 5.5 and Codex, I was able to cook up this stinker without using my butthole at all. Here's how:"
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Hank Lunch retweeted
star trek is a show that shouldn’t work but does. adults wearing spandex onesies & saying “perhaps the final frontier… is within us” & here’s me on my sixth rewatch
Hank Lunch retweeted
outer space is cool and we should go there. not in the shitty elon musk way but like in the cool carl sagan or jean-luv picard way
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Rest in power comrade
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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how dare you throw a “…” at the end of your email to me. what the fuck is that supposed to mean. im stupid? ill come to your office and beat you to death.
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Hank Lunch retweeted
On message boards, mods would delete threads if you’re just talking about the same annoying topic over and over again. Social media does not have this and that’s why we are in hell
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Hank Lunch retweeted
The DP of the film is Canadian and the Wired editorial director who put Nathan on the cover and interviewed him for the story is also Canadian. You have no idea how deep this goes. We're coming for everything
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Look how they desecrate hamburger church
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Hank Lunch retweeted
there is something about nathan fielder punching down at the woman who broke the glass ceiling for white collar crime that gives me the ick
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