Hank Lunch · Nov 10, 2026 · 2:37 PM UTC

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DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilmNov 7

The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?

Image from DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

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Hank Lunch · Nov 10, 2026 · 5:42 AM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_rat14h

Becoming a RETVRN guy for rubber forehead aliens on tv

Hank Lunch · Nov 10, 2026 · 5:10 AM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_rat15h

There are only midwives because it’s assumed all husbands are mid

Hank Lunch · Nov 10, 2026 · 5:10 AM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_rat15h

no i will not look up how many people have already posted this

Hank Lunch · Nov 10, 2026 · 5:03 AM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_rat15h

“Fishback” refers to what his butt smells like

James Fishback

@jamesfishbackNov 7

It’s not racist to want to go to Costco and hear only English.

Hank Lunch · Nov 9, 2026 · 11:17 PM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_rat21h

Guy who’s read like 2-3 history books here. This is not true

oecolamp@oecolampNov 7

Boys in public school today are subject to more dehumanization and repression than any woman ever experienced at any time in human history.

Hank Lunch · Nov 8, 2026 · 2:35 AM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_ratNov 8

I say this with love and resepect: Don Davies looks like a guy who has a folder full of images he’s photoshopped himself into.

Don Davies

@DonDaviesNov 6

BioWare is an Edmonton-based video game studio that created acclaimed series like #MassEffect, Baldur’s Gate, and Dragon Age. Canada’s video game industry creates some of our most important cultural exports, and #BioWare was among our greatest success stories. (1/3)

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Hank Lunch · Nov 7, 2026 · 3:44 AM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_ratNov 7

Almost as perfect as the Dumb Starbucks Episode of Nathan For You

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Hank Lunch · Nov 6, 2026 · 11:46 PM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_ratNov 6

When my wife and I started dating we went to a sex toy store. The highway home was so icy, the car rolled over in the snow and launched all the sex toys out the trunk behind us like a comet trail. Zero injuries

Diana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3

Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny

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Hank Lunch · Nov 5, 2026 · 11:24 PM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_ratNov 5

Too many of you are focused on Woke 3 when you should be focused on Broke 3s! (my exact financial status and hotness)

Hank Lunch · Nov 5, 2026 · 4:11 PM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_ratNov 5

Instead of firing Pete Hegseth, blind him and leave him out in the desert. If he survives, it is because Shai-Hulud wanted him to

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Hank Lunch · Nov 5, 2026 · 2:30 PM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_ratNov 5

toad_rat has unfollowed socialist_mommymilkers

Hank Lunch · Nov 5, 2026 · 4:22 AM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_ratNov 5

We need to unite the Egghead Left and the Meathead Left. And I just happen to be the only socialist who is both smart and strong

Hank Lunch · Nov 5, 2026 · 3:32 AM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_ratNov 5

West Kelowna resident. Disregard

Rob Murphy@RMurphy24Nov 4

Quick question…what happens when there are no more ‘wealthy’ people to tax?

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Hank Lunch · Nov 4, 2026 · 9:17 PM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_ratNov 4

Let Panos Direct God Emperor Of Dune DAMMIT

𝐂𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠@HauntedMoviesNov 4

Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010) dir. Panos Cosmatos

Image from 𝐂𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 (@HauntedMovies)

Hank Lunch · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:28 PM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_ratNov 4

Democrats will change it from “Department of War😈💪” to “Depawtment of Waw 🥺👉👈”

Hank Lunch · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:22 PM UTC

Hank Lunch@toad_ratNov 4

This is how pathetic the Canadian right is

David Parker

@david_parkerNov 4

The person I feel the worst for today is Elon, because all he wants to do is build things and make humanity interplanetary; and now he's going to have to spend so much time and resources fighting bitter little Democrats. Like a lion having to swat at flies all day.

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