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Ko ngatiitei dhiri aka. Imimi mese following me on here, please help me by taking 2 seconds of your time to just click on this link and subscribe to my YouTube channel and i will drop this episode first thing tomorrow morning 🙏🙏 youtube.com/@uncorkandwinepo…
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🤣🤣🤣. This is AI.
Just came across with this 😭😅😅🤣 we need our young Lasizwe back 😅🤣🤣😅
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You should be more afraid of wasting your life than of embarrassing yourself. Embarrassment fades. Regret doesn’t.
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The mathematics of my argument is clearly too advanced for this platform 😭😂
I will always disagree with the DRAMATIC, but the gospel she’s preaching in the streets is TOP TIER🔥 Let the whole world just be WHOR₹S, apparently! 😹
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you can avoid a lot of redundant talking stages by sleeping early
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Your friend loves you
My best-friend’s response to my proposal. I really don’t know what and how to feel Should I confront my man and return his ring?
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Reading a book and having nobody to discuss it with is a very specific kind of loneliness.
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May we be productive and meet our own good luck today🙏🙏
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Tickets are available at bhemavalley.co.zw It’s gonna be murder
Mamuscles eku face kwenyu akudawo exercise. Takuwanirai coachalo.
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Podcasts had made me forget how much i enjoy reading and writing 😩 Only if you enjoy reading, check out my substack todosimms.substack.com/p/som…
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No Agenda, just pure love 😭😭 Early bird tickets are still going for $10 bhemavalle.co.zw
If you are in Harare don’t forget to meet @Tinayechiketa and crew
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If you enjoy reading, check out my substack 🥰
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I recently responded to a DM from a man in the UK who apparently owns a farm in Zimbabwe. He’s married, has three beautiful young children, and wants a wife in Zimbabwe while his other family remains in the UK. Now, here’s where things get interesting. This man kept telling me that because I’m over 35, I should be serious about him. According to him, I should consider what he’s offering because time is moving, and I need someone to marry me. Apparently, he’s willing to propose, help me start a business, and provide for me. And I’m supposed to be grateful because, at my age, a man is actually willing to choose me. todosimms.substack.com/p/the…
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It’s funny how men still think they are the prize and women are running out of time if women don’t settle. All this narrative is from MEN and nobe of them have ever existed as women before, so how they know what is good for women , i don’t know 🙌🏾
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I love Todo. Anongouya nenyaya yake dzedating idzodzo. Whether ichokwadi or nhema. Anongoisa nyaya yake onyarara. Then watches the men crash out. Engagement farming at its peak🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Your lack of comprehension is not my failure to communicate. The fact that you’ve completely missed the point of what I was saying and constructed an entirely different narrative tells me everything I need to know.
But honestly, don’t blame this man.😹😹😹 The way you present yourself makes you look like someone who’s comfortable being treated as a side quest. You openly argued that women over 30 should date multiple men, so now he’s offering you a setup that fits the narrative you’ve been pushing😹 You can’t promote certain arrangements and then act shocked when someone approaches you on those terms 😂
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hearing people’s perception of you is hilarious because how did you even come up with that
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Ndaimbove smallhouse ye babe rakatovakirwa imba ne team UK idzodzi. Mari chaitumira chikomana ichocho
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