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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. Iβm just lovable
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My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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Iβve been building up a tolerance with lower voltage electric chairs so I can make it through the big day
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(sitting in the drive thru) Man this guy in front of me is taking fucking forever! Did he order the entire menu? (remembers CBT, smiles warmly) Maybe he bought Raising Caneβs for an entire floor of a hospital π.
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Replying to @tofloataway
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KIDS ARE SMOKING THE SISYPHEAN RAIN
YOUNG FIXERS ARE GOING TO THINK THIS IS AN EASY ALTERNATIVE TO DEAL WITH STRESS
THIS AFTER A TYPO IN A TWEET FROM NAGEL UND HAMMER
FOOTAGE EMERGED OF DUBOIS STUCK IN A BACKPACK
AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE... CRIMSON GOD IS COMING TO THE CITY






















