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Joined February 2015
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son your father and i are getting a divorce because he thinks my tweets are insane
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Baby is babying
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charli xcx getting married proves to me that my party girl lifestyle can be continued with no obstacles
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My wife got me this bok choy sculpture for my desk at work, which was very thoughtful and that I admire throughout the day. It has also caused several of my coworkers to ask if my wife is Chinese
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Different versions of cat
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Let's formally adopt another term for this. These are rubber coated steel bullets. They are high speed kinetic impact projectiles. They can and have killed people.
Sergio Olmos (@MrOlmos) profile pictureSergio Olmos@MrOlmos9 Jun 2025
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LAPD firing of less lethal rounds without pause outside city hall, dozens of protestors are injured.
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Here’s the scanner audio of LASD shooting LAPD yesterday 😭😭😭 sad! 🥲
Los Angeles Alerts (@AlertLosAngeles) profile pictureLos Angeles Alerts
@AlertLosAngeles15 Jun 2025
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LAPD getting hit by LASD less lethals
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one month into dating: what’s up big dawg one year into dating: hi my beautiful big dawg one day after married: good morning my forever big dawg
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Grab some for me.
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it's almost that time again
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Some of the coolest looking acts of resistance I’ve ever seen are happening in LA right now.
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He’s on break.
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Each day is a new opportunity to learn of a new crab. What a world we live in, such joy.
でんか@海洋生物観測所 (@K_theHermit) profile pictureでんか@海洋生物観測所
@K_theHermit29 May 2025
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if i was driving an uber and someone came in yapping at 6am, my asian ass would also say "hola no hablo ingles," but in a British accent
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having a Tony Soprano girl summer where i fight everyone and go to therapy
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