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Teddy

@toneill92

Yes?

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Joined February 2010
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Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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Schumer: “is this a night? Oh man. Wow, wow, wow”
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The right is starting to get better at comedy and it’s making lefties nervous
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Text from a GOP consultant tonight watching Texas EV. #txlege
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Strom Thurmond seat is now controlled by a Democrat for the first time since, well, Strom Thurmond flipped.
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Don’t Stop Believing reeeemix
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The nonbinary shock troopers are stopping every pick up truck. They are being asked to knelt. Forced land acknowledgements being done at all of these checkpoints #WokeOrder66
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Been holding on to a lot of tension in my body in case I need it later
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THESE ARE VERY CONFUSING DIRECTIVES
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Your 2026 Rawlings Gold Glove Award Winner - NL Pitcher - Nolan McLean #RawlingsGoldGloveAwards
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Stevens: I stood with my party. I was booed off the stage. I am voting for Mike Rogers.
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Bye bye D.C!
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Learned about phrase yolo on NPR. It is what all the "kids" are saying. "You only live once." Better take that to heart as I am getting old.
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Wore this shit to a house party hosted at a woman’s apt who I didn’t text until five days after our date in 2016 🤡
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Alison Brie and Dave Franco as Margot and Richie Tenenbaums for Halloween
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if i was a basketball coach and my team was losing id be on the sidelines screaming shit like "should i just fucking kill myself" and "do any of you even care about me"
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Krusty betting against the Globetrotters because he thought the Generals “were due” is one of the great jokes of all time
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I hate the term “ratfucked” in politics. It takes something beautiful that happens between two or more rats and makes it disgusting
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I will hold your bag and coat while you take pics of your costume
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i will hold your bag while you ride the cyclone
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[at my first rodeo] wow! was NOT expecting that!!!
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