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my incoherent ramblings
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“erm… isn’t irl oomf just a friend?”
irl oomf sent me a 5 minute voice message and i was replying like this
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like THAT’S THE JOKE.
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how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it
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Dr. Pepper will see you now
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Happened to my buddy me
Situationship of Hell and Doom
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You can also go to a public library and have a conversation with a librarian that might help you expand your taste and worldview instead of merely affirming it. They’ll even let you check out the books for free.
You can give ChatGPT a photo of an empty bookshelf and ask it to fill the shelves with real books based on what it knows about you. Kinda fun that image gen is so good now!
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i am a notoriously terrible and distant friend but i have accepted that maybe that is my role for now. i think if i smell more smells and watch more movies and live more i can become an average friend. but it’s okay either way. i am experiencing things. i am an experience.
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Wawa “sub”
Lol make my Wawa sub loser 😂😂😂😂😂
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there's this dude i follow on Instagram who goes to literally every single show in his city regardless of genre and I just call him John Concert in my head now
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come on down to the hardcore show we Got someone's dad in a metal battle jacket , Two genuine children linking arms and spinning , Guy protecting his gf from the Fat Hatemosher, and One former member of the United States Military . It's lit
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glassjaw playing blind by korn in E standard during their really early days is arguably a top 5 moment in post hardcore history
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Fucking whatever dude
🚨 PHOEBE BRIDGERS PERFORMED ‘LITHIUM’ BY NIRVANA AS THE SURPRISE SONG TONIGHT AT THE LOST TOUR IN SEATTLE!
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Next Seattle attendee who whines about this is going to feel my wrath. You don’t know how lucky you have it
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Fans don’t even understand the performances this band has been putting on WITH context so why are we ridiculing the cheerleader about it
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well that’s what you get when you start a show from 2011 starring zooey “John Quirkchungus” deschanel
watching the first episode of new girl, does it stop being so Quirk Chungus or is that just the tone of the show forever
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