Dead since middle school.
Boston, MA
Joined October 2014
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I want to live in the alternate universe where @bigdumb_baby is mad at me for watching the internet invitational for 10 hours straight
I would like to get a beer with @BlimpBriscuit tomorrow you have 16 hours to respond
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this book hit young men so hard because you’re in middle school being forced to read the absolute worst most torturous irrelevant things imaginable for multiple years and then out of nowhere they hit you with 200 pages of “kid has to survive in the woods with an axe”
EXCLUSIVE: Netflix is developing a movie adaptation of "Hatchet," Gary Paulsen’s 1987 young adult survival novel.
• The film will be written and directed by Derek Cianfrance, best known for films such as “Blue Valentine” and “The Place Beyond the Pines.”
• Per the synopsis: “Hatchet” follows “13-year-old Brian Robeson, who is stranded alone in the Canadian wilderness after a plane crash with nothing but the hatchet his mother gave him.”
• Paulsen later expanded the story into a five-book series that included “The River” (1991), “Brian’s Winter” (1996), “Brian’s Return” (1999) and “Brian’s Hunt” (2003).
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I can picture it now, I've been standing first in line for 5 minutes impatiently watching the employees make pink cilantro unicorn bowls for online orders which won't be picked up for 30 minutes.
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gotta respect betmgm's decision to not compete on price, product, promos, or ui.
