BOILER UP! Rockets! WHO DEY! Lions roar! Go FC Cincinnati! Hot sauce connoisseur, chilihead, photographer, swimmer, sled hockey pusher, ex-triathlete

In a bunker in Cincinnati
Joined October 2012
Replying to @uspto
@USPTO What is going on at your agency? Your systems continue to not be reliable. Of late, TSDR has been pathetic. People rely on your systems to make important business decisions affecting our economy. Get your act together.
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And the saga of nonfunctioning systems at the @USPTO continues. TSDR one again is not working.
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Another weekend of pushing sled hockey players around the ice. Already had a spectacular wipeout. Involved skating over a broken stick and simultaneously getting hit from behind. Thankfully, there are no photos or video. (Photo is from last year)
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The Noodle 🚂🔨💪 🚀 retweeted
Ever see a kernel pop in slow-mo. Fascinating stuff.
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The comments on this are just pure gold. What were the Falcons thinking?
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Can’t wait to read this new book from my second favorite BBQ author.
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Sometimes you just wander into deep dark holes.
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I can attest - this man is insane.
Dude eats 3rd hottest pepper
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GeoScreen · Oct 20th 920 / 1,000 🟢🟢🟢🟡🟢 geoscreen.gg
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My wingman would love to join you! I’m even blowing my cover for a shot. @BoilerBall @BoiledSports
This @BoilerBall team has us FIRED UP for the season 🤩🔥 If you’re feeling that excitement 📣 ENTER for a shot at free 🎟️ to sit with us in the lower bowl of Mackey on Dec. 21 vs Cal Baptist! It’s simple to enter: 1. Follow us 2. Retweet this post 3. Tag a friend in the retweet Entries close October 31st. #BoilerUp @PurdueSports
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I should also add that my wingman is over 21, plays basketball himself, and loves the Boilermakers.
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Shavrin’s free throw stroke scares me a bit. LOL
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That was an absolute bullshit call. Pure bullshit
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Did not like the play calling those last three plays. Ick
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GeoHistory · Oct 15th 975 / 1,000 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 geohistory.gg
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Need a new hockey helmet in two months (helmets are only certified for 6.5 years; not 6, not 7, 6.5). I can pay $65 or I can pay $550. Both certified to protect my head should I crack my noggin on the ice (which I have done), both from CCM, and neither will make me skate faster:
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Apparently the $550 model is "is engineered to better manage complex rotational and multi-velocity impacts for high-speed play." I have definitely had "complex rotational and multi-velocity impacts." My impacts with the ice have been described as rather spectacular, a few times.
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I can’t wait for this movie. Amazing story involving Purdue football
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