watch his skillful little hands manipulating the walnut | I write sometimes

Joined November 2016
helluva way for @miserytourism to announce they're back online but I'll take it.
JUST IN: Newly released Pentagon UFO files reveal witness drawings of bizarre creatures allegedly encountered in Utah, including hairy humanoids & mysterious “Skinwalkers.”
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It’s really easy to make sure your mcdonalds order is made fresh. the trick? simply brandish a handgun.
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みんな大好きオオグソクムシ先輩🐾 2026・10・07 #オオグソクムシ #竹島水族館 #蒲郡市竹島水族館
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Greetings from rural America
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this is what Sabaton's lyrics are like.
my hand is filled with semen and my mind is filled with rage
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this fuckass ill-fitting temporary crown I've got on is more distracting in my mouth than the broken tooth was. feel like I'm gonna pry it off with my tongue before the real thing gets put on. grouch grouch grouch.
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A lot of dystopiaslop (Hunger Games, Black Mirror, whatever we’re seeing here) assumes the market for the Watch The Poor Suffer show is the rich rather than the slightly-less-poor, but the rich prefer to entertain each other. Interestingly, The Long Walk got this right.
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daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
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replying to everything w the survivorship bias plane, knowing that the situations where its appropriate will be the only ones ppl remember
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"California scenes" happen everywhere. it's called college.
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what a strange and otherworldly landscape, a fun little quirk of geology
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his abhorrent and disgusting presence literally corrodes all life around him
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One of my buddies has been feeling a little bummed out lately ever since his downfall was prophesied
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I would love to see Phoenix produce the gamelan, tempeh, The Raid 2: Redemption, or really anything besides meth and skin cancer.
Phoenix is the Indonesia of America. So populous you almost struggle to believe it, and yet COMPLETELY culturally irrelevant
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It feels wrong to not address the anniversary of the 10/7 attacks at the meetup tonight, but at the same time I don’t want it to dominate the evening. How are other people in the wife swapping community handling this??
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my boyfriend is really into heavy metal and I am really not however I do like puzzles and heavy metal band logos are basically puzzles. He got this for me at a concert over the weekend. This is supposed to be words
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