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he/him. draft junkie, sitcom enjoyer, manga/manhwa peruser and bvb youth fan. 27.

jeremy bearimy
Joined December 2012
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my tweets are really a testament to not proof reading. i can’t even blame auto correct. i’m like a blind cowboy i just fire when i feel it’s right
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LUBACHHHHH MY SONNNN
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real hooper omdss
Seydou Dembélé vs US Boulogne
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what the fuck is the point of him?
⚫️🟡 Matthias Sammer has delivered a bleak verdict on Borussia Dortmund's chances against Bayern Munich ahead of Der Klassiker. #BVB #FCBayern 💬 "On Saturday, Bayern Munich will decide whether they win this match or not – Bayern Munich alone, not Borussia Dortmund – because they are so much better than every other team in Germany." bulinews.com/bayern-decide-t…
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He knew his great Marcel Sabitzer was going to save the game.
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MARCEL SABITZER SCORES AN INSANE FREE KICK TO GIVES THE LEAD TO DORTMUND AT THE LAST MINUTE 🤯🤯🤯🤯#BVBSVW
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truly the funniest match i’ve watched in a long time. tim robinson? eddie murphy? they couldn’t dream of what we achieve week-to-week
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAA
mighty marcel if you can hear us, please mighty marcel, please save us, please save us mighty marcel, please, i’m asking you, please save us.
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im legit so good at emailing its unreal
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bremen sinking back and forgetting they can easily play through us is how they lose this match
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how many mistouches can i possibly have before someone decides to throw their boot at me? a bvb wingback story
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We might actually lose this game uno
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had the ball one one one and pissed down his leg😭😭😭
mighty marcel if you can hear us, please mighty marcel, please save us, please save us mighty marcel, please, i’m asking you, please save us.
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shit happens every other game but you have to hear people talk about “stability” over and over like they’re trying to hypnotize you into forgetting
it was completely predictable too. we didn’t even get one half of promise 😂😂😂
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these man are getting FRIED
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shitting their pants after blowing a lead???? could never be my beloved club
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mighty marcel if you can hear us, please mighty marcel, please save us, please save us mighty marcel, please, i’m asking you, please save us.
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just conceded two? ITS SABITZER TIME BABYYYY
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it was completely predictable too. we didn’t even get one half of promise 😂😂😂
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THEY LET FULLKRUG DO THAT. FULLKRUG LMAAAAAOOOO
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