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he/him. draft junkie, sitcom enjoyer, manga/manhwa peruser and bvb youth fan. 27.

jeremy bearimy
Joined December 2012
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He knew his great Marcel Sabitzer was going to save the game.
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MARCEL SABITZER SCORES AN INSANE FREE KICK TO GIVES THE LEAD TO DORTMUND AT THE LAST MINUTE 🤯🤯🤯🤯#BVBSVW
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im legit so good at emailing its unreal
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We might actually lose this game uno
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wenn man technisch starke spieler aufstellt, spielt man besser fußball? wer hätte das nur ahnen können
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new Freelance trailer just dropped... run us up so we can get a full season 👀
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representation of how i've been moving with this 2026 cinema run
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Broich: Wir müssen die Jungs in schwierige Situationen bringen in denen sie wachsen. Kovac: Wir müssen die Jungs aus schwierigen Situationen nehmen & auf Erfahrung setzen bis sie so weit sind. Eine solch elementare Differenz wird jedes Ergebnispflaster irgendwann schlucken.
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Dieses ganze Thema „Jugend kriegt keine Chance“ ist auch eine Folge von unserer Herangeheinsweise. Kovac würde die jungen Spieler bringen, wenn man den Sieg sicher hat, also ab der 80. und einer 3:0 Führung. Aber das letzte mal als wir in der Liga vor der 80. mit 3 Toren…[1/4]
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Die wenigsten Tore der Top 10 Teams. Die wenigsten Tore und schlechteste Tordifferenz (5:4) der Top 15 Teams der CL. Einsatzzeit bei möglichen 1080 Pflichtspielminuten: Mane - 138' Reggiani - 50' Prates - 46' dos Santos - 0' Karetsas - 352' Inácio - 185' Albert - 110' #BVB
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What did i do to deserve this
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Joey Veerman truly saved my life
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These years are just punishment for all of us complaining under Lucien Favre.
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how it feels to live tweet during a football match
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we had to settle for mediocrity
A facilidade do Reus de 2020-2022 pra sair dos marcadores 😮‍💨 parte 1/2
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Every touch from Albert in this first half with the U23 has made it clear he’s a cut above the rest, even with Inacio and Reggiani playing. It makes no sense that he isn’t getting regular minutes with the first team, especially given the lack of dribblers in the squad.
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can’t wait for this to happen again this season
>play an exceptional two months of football >”stable” but bad football, substantially out of the bundesliga race but playing all cards on pokal >season over by december Masterclass #Kovac
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The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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thought the flashbacks in Whalefall were a bit on the nose
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