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NY and LA
Joined July 2008
UCB Comedy retweeted
Next Tuesday, special guest @MCCisNauseous will be doing improv for the first time ever! Come see TRI: An Improv show, 12/11 at 7;30pm, UCBT East Village ow.ly/fClh30mUnaq
On trend: Corporations looking to inspire creativity have found improv. Turns out the skills required to make great comedy translate at work: listening, being present and saying yes. It’s like yoga for the brain. w/Thanks to Deidre Sullivan @ucbcomedy
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On Halloween, don't miss out on a spooky special edition of Your Town: An Improvised Musical. You can watch it LIVE on Oculus Go & Gear VR, thanks to @nextvr. Get your tickets here: ow.ly/BrSJ30miQSk
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Questions I have: -Why is this cream cheese $177.55? -Why is this considered a lawn mower part or accessory? -How can I meet up with the other 34 people who looked at this recently and hang out? -Have I been mowing my lawn incorrectly all these years?
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Comedians heart burritos @ChipotleTweets #DCM20
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Happiness is a puppy and Chipotle. Thank you, Chipotle, for all your support at the Del Close Marathon. @ChipotleTweets #DCM20
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Sleepy? May we recommend @NapYork. @Dylangarsee #NapYorker #DCM20
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Want to meet me and the UCB Four?! We’re reuniting for an ASSSSCAT show at Carnegie Hall & YOU could be our VIP! GO: bit.ly/o9ds32
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UCB Comedy retweeted
At this point, I am willing to stop buying books if everyone else stops buying guns. And I fucking love my books.
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Breaking: upcoming episodes confirmed to be amazing.
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Heckle This Standup. Seriously, though 🤪 bit.ly/AltVR-HeckleStandup-0… May 4th @ 3PM PT ft. @ucbcomedy
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Fun show last night @ucbtny East Village. We finally learn why the Tahoe Celebrity Golf Pro-Am is a den of porn stars. Podcast is up: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/…
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UCB Comedy retweeted
For one night only, the portal from the afterlife has opened up, and transported two dead souls directly into @AltspaceVR > bit.ly/AltVR-UCB-AMA-0409 April 9th @ 2PM PT 👻 ft. @ucbcomedy
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"How do we like #VR? It's like being in the Sims. And we're the Sims!" —Alyssa Limperis and May Wilkerson of Crazy; In Bed. ft. @ucbcomedy @alyssalimp @shutupmay 👉 bit.ly/AltVR-UCB-Comedy-Craz…
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I water my plants with bottled water because I LOVE nature AND hate nature. – at Los Angeles, CA
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UCB Comedy retweeted
Just had my first buffet style mashed potatoes and Brussel sprouts in manhattan during flu season. Lots of hands!!!!!!! Wish me luck 🙂 🙂 🙂
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When I host a party, I’ll often water down the drinks, making them usually a Two or Three Loko at best.
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Nothing like a pair of black velour track pants that say “NEVER BASIC” down to leg to announce that you are, in fact, very basic.
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Apparently I now wear sweatpants out of the house. Please update your files.
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If I was a pilot every time we’d land in LA I’d say over the intercom: “well this pilot is no longer on the air.” Then I’d chug a beer and win the lotto.
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