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mikhail

@um_ChaiWilliam

do i get sympathy points for saying I’m autistic

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Joined May 2013
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They had Scarlett Sinister out there using EnchantGPT in 2006
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The way i had such a crush on Kal from Halloweentown 2
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I do not trust people who don’t eat the crust
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Lego puzzles seem wrong
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Is this how the people get Hanzo x Wuyang
Overwatch (@PlayOverwatch) profile pictureOverwatch
@PlayOverwatchOct 6
In time, every student becomes the master 🌊🎓 Command the seas with the new Dragon Shaoxia Wuyang Mythic Skin when you hop into Season 5 TODAY.
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Straight women are way too comfortable using the word faggot actually
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They got rid of 24 hour Walmart to make stocking and stuff easier, yet every Walmart has stacks all down the middle you can’t walk through
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Something about living in Orlando, near Universal, is any time a celebrity is in the area their personal Facebook account will show up in your recommended friends
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Choosing to believe they’re doing this so nobody else patents it and actually uses it
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoSep 22
Microsoft has filed a patent for ads that could interrupt games after boss fights, cutscenes, quests and multiplayer rounds Players would receive credits granting temporary game access, while watching an ad would award another credit to let them resume
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PLEASE HOW DID NOBODY KNOW I WAS AUTISTIC
mikhail (@um_ChaiWilliam) profile picturemikhail@um_ChaiWilliam18 Jan 2017
When I was little, if a screen said "STANDBY" I literally stood to the side of it
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Not sure how i went from being unable to write a song for years to writing like 8 in two months, but I’ll take it ?
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2026 needs a reset because what the fuck
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“She’s got help” and then Captain Marvel just flies straight through every enemy
টaara🕷️ (@taarafilms) profile pictureটaara🕷️@taarafilmsAug 20
the hate the “she’s got help” scene gets genuinely irritates me because it meant the absolute world to 14 y/o me. when thor, tony and steve team up, it’s “peak,” but when the strongest women in the mcu finally get their moment, suddenly it’s “cringe.”
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I think we all owe Fergie an apology
Kendall Baker (@kendallbaker) profile pictureKendall Baker
@kendallbakerAug 2
Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first Women’s Pro Baseball League tonight
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I took the light bulb out of the fridge 🤷🏻‍♂️ shit was mine and I hated being there
Kirby (@BannedKirby) profile pictureKirby@BannedKirbyMay 25
okay so what i’m reading is someone moved out and took their silverware with them?
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A lot of y’all don’t know the difference between pick me and playful
y2k (@y2kpopart) profile picturey2k@y2kpopartMay 23
Vanessa Hudgens was so pick me girl 😭
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Ok so I definitely had no true concept of a lightyear because what the fuck
Curiosity (@MAstronomers) profile pictureCuriosity
@MAstronomers29 Dec 2025
🚨 Voyager 1 is about to reach 1 light-day from Earth. Almost 16 billion miles after 48 years. 🤯
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Stupid for thinking you can kill Ozzy
‎ًali-gator (@grlatrockshow) profile picture‎ًali-gator@grlatrockshow1 Nov 2025
Didnt he die?
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AI music actually needs to be banned from streaming platforms. Really all AI art
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The ability to block certain words on this app is actually the best feature
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