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mikhail

@um_ChaiWilliam

do i get sympathy points for saying I’m autistic

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Joined May 2013
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Replying to @RaxKingIsDead
"On time is late. Five minutes early is on time. " (Clocks in at 7:55) "No, not that way."
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Does my dad side of the family talk to me? 🥴😂
Image from ✨ (@PlatinumNoirx)
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“I’m an empath” -the worst person you have ever met
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c.@spillthesasss27 Mar 2021
mfs be like "she's perfect" then leaves her
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G@gso4443 Nov 2020
how is it going to be march AGAIN in 4 months????????
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Rest sweet, Naya. What a force you were. Love and peace to your family.
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ma’at.@maat_xo8 Jul 2020
NORMALISE SPEAKING BACK TO ADULTS WHO ARE REPEATEDLY DISRESPECTFUL TO YOU. just cause you’re an older i must take disrespect????????????????
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Dinner date didn’t go as planned
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i miss the times where there was a school day dedicated to just watching the polar express, drinking hot chocolate & wearing pajamas
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this girl I went to highschool with was creeping on my insta late last night and must have accidentally liked a post of mine from 2012 and when I went to her page she had already blocked me, mood.
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hey there Delilah are you into bdsm
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All I want is *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* you and your beautiful soul
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[after sex] guy: wow that was great i had you screaming the entire time me: sorry im afraid of the dark
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A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”. “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down. “Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”
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Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.
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Jordan@JordanNic_7 Sep 2017
I've learned more in my first three days of college than my first three years of high school
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if you risk nothing, you risk everything
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Image from Ali Arikan (@aliarikan)
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RT this Rocky Road No-Bake Cheesecake & we'll donate 1 meal to help #FeedtheWorld2017. kraft.us/2o7uncT
Image from My Food and Family (@myfoodandfamily)
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Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.
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