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Awakening🍃
Joined May 2019
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Can Diana Eneje see how Queen shit is done in business?
Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS issuing refunds for its Advent Calendar following customer outrage, with many calling it “Fyre Festival of Advent Calendars.”
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There's a reason religions target children. If you tried to pitch those ancient myths to an unconditioned adult for the first time, they'd laugh you out of the room.
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The older I get the prettier I look I don’t know how to explain it but I feel very womanly.
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I will always listen but you’re not going back❤️
i don’t get tired of my friends talking about the same person. my best friend spent a year talking about a guy who made her sad. two years later, we don’t talk about him anymore. i think i have the patience to understand that these things happen in seasons. my friends move on. it just takes them a while. so i don’t mind listening bc i know there’ll come a day when we don’t talk about him anymore, and i’ll be here for that too.
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The answer is make more money & don't skip that gym session.
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I only ask a nigga to do this if I wanna humiliate him lmao
How can I be a man hater when men like this still exist? If I say men are dogs you people will say I’m a feminist.
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“christians don’t impose their beliefs on others with force”
Replying to @sayalpha
Christians don’t impose their beliefs on others with force . Thats the point
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Millie Bobby Brown being STEAMY HOT but GOOFY at the same time during promotional press tour of Enola Holmes 3.
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Cutting ties with men who serve no meaningful purpose in my life, is liberation. I have no interest in entertaining casual connections with men who cannot do a single thing for me. Especially ones I’ve shared intimacy with in the past. No, we cannot be friends while I’m over here independently carrying all responsibilities and feeling burdened with meeting life’s complexities. I am uninterested in casual exchanges, temporary pleasures, or half-hearted connections. Meet me with intention or don’t meet me at all.
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The best thing for Nigeria right now is a meteor to hit and wipe all of us away.
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Ngl I been realized I’m too difficult for niggas. They want me to go by the program & I just can’t 😭
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Critical thinking skills.
What is stopping you from attending church today?
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I literally DO IT ALL I’m in school, I go to the club, I have a serious career, I take everything as a joke, I dress sexy, I dress modest, I workout, I read, I have my own, I’m spoiled, I love a glass of wine, I wear stilettos & kitten heels. I curse but I pray too 🎀
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There’s no sound I find more sexy than the clacking sound of heels. Ugh!🫦
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I'm seeing alot of rich beautiful women and i’m inspired af! The demeanor, the dressing, the hair, the skin, the overall look?? Goddamit!!
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Beautiful women dey this world mahn. Damn!
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Niggas don spoil me so damn bad mahn. There’s no going back from here, it only has to get heavier cl
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The fact that the country is in shambles & many of you aren’t even talking about it but instead choose to go about your day to day activities tweeting about irrelevant stuff is just pure foolishness. Because when you’re done with social media you’d still come & face reality 🤡
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I'm a bridge burner, a line crosser, an elephant in the room addresser, an uncomfortable conversation haver, a truth teller, and a boundary setter. I don't avoid sht just to keep the peace.
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This is sooo sad
Replying to @manlikefola_
Sometimes I sleep in heat cos of guilty conscience . Return from work by 10pm Dey power generator, my neighbor go fess close window 😭😭
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