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proud papa of 2 and married to an angel. Rosin Wrangler, specializing in live rosin and huge gaming nerd.

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Joined April 2010
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Replying to @adinross
@adinross @AdinRossEmpire how bout a joint that smiles back at you bro I roll the best joints with filters. I can roll donuts as well
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Check me out on IG @ TRICHOMEFALLS
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Dear @FortniteGame please return the movement to the way it was before this nightmare. Yours truly an OG player whose spent lots of v bucks wtf is going on?
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I can’t figure X out.
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SquishinHeads retweeted
This week Fortnite fans broke ANOTHER record… 100 MILLION PLAYERS IN THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER! Thank you all so much ❤️ honestly, we’re so stoked for tomorrow and everything that follows
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SquishinHeads retweeted
Grok’s personality is modeled after the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy with a heart of gold
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Where we droppin’? v27.00 downtime begins at 3 AM EST and matchmaking will be disabled shortly beforehand.
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Spike traps are coming back let’s gooo @FortniteGame 💚💚💚
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SquishinHeads retweeted
Updated #FortniteOG loot pool (so far): • Scar • Assault Rifle • Tactical Shotgun • Pump Shotgun • Light Machine Gun • Chug Splash • Mounted Turret • Spike Trap • Bouncer • Shopping Cart • X-4 Stormwing • Baller • ATK
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GM you filthy animals.
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I’ve tried to dig the band goose but being a talented musician and seeing the bar for headlining acts is kinda sickening. Sorry not sorry. I need keys and a bass stat. 💚🥁
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Meditated here today and it was awesome. This area of CO is so majestic.
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Today was a wild day. 🍄
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Stoned Sex is better than Drunk Sex
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If Jim can find love so can I.
A nurse and her doddering hospice patient. My wife (msNikkiNorton on IG) and I in Cleveland.
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