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proud papa of 2 and married to an angel. Rosin Wrangler, specializing in live rosin and huge gaming nerd.

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Joined April 2010
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This week Fortnite fans broke ANOTHER record… 100 MILLION PLAYERS IN THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER! Thank you all so much ❤️ honestly, we’re so stoked for tomorrow and everything that follows
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Grok’s personality is modeled after the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy with a heart of gold
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Where we droppin’? v27.00 downtime begins at 3 AM EST and matchmaking will be disabled shortly beforehand.
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Updated #FortniteOG loot pool (so far): • Scar • Assault Rifle • Tactical Shotgun • Pump Shotgun • Light Machine Gun • Chug Splash • Mounted Turret • Spike Trap • Bouncer • Shopping Cart • X-4 Stormwing • Baller • ATK
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Stoned Sex is better than Drunk Sex
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Hey girl, are you venmo? cus you make my heart go cha-ching
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My brother Bill Burr, Wrote, Directed and Starred in this brand new film Old Dads out today on Netflix. So proud of you my friend. Everybody tune in and spread the word.
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"Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and without fearing to understand things that clash with their own customs or beliefs." - Leo Tolstoy Question everything, regularly, including the ideas you hold most dear to your heart.
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We hit 200,000,000 subscribers! If you traveled back in time and showed this screenshot to me when I was 13, there is 0 shot he’d believe it’s real haha 🥺❤️ This is just the beginning though, I still have decades left in the tank 😈
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Taking the path to hatred is to fail
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Hip-firing my Barrett 50 cal
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get yours before they gone #dankmemes #Memes #funny
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Study Summary: Cannabis Decreases Inflammation in Crohn's Disease The study identified a distinct anti-inflammatory role played by the CB2 receptors of the ECS that results in positive outcomes higherlearninglv.co/post/stu…
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Giving away this ugly floor MAYC for the holidays … like, RT & follow to enter
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its never too early to be horny
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Replying to @elonmusk
Someone give me some popcorn, this will be interesting 😂
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Bring back #ninetiesnips
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Finally, we get to use Elongate as scandal name. It’s kinda perfect. 🤣
If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate
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FNCS semi-finals this weekend! I’m sending $1000 to someone who retweets this tweet if we qualify (win one game out of 18) WISH US LUCK!!! 💸
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