@underflops

he/him

Joined July 2026
  • Tweets382
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  • Followers72
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madonna done lost her mind
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north west done lost her damn mind
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arab trade wont send dick until i send pussy but the thing is i dont got a pussy
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“________ endings are now”
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sometimes even small things like seeing a good bulge can brighten up my whole day #grateful
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my days are currently just waking up, listening to brand new chanel$, going to sleep and repeating it
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someone’s fat uncle@nextlevelrobbieOct 18
there is no song of the year
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i delete tweets because i am Scared
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The concept of someone stanning Justin bieber
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“you’re a charli fan right?” “yes” “sing anything from sucker except boom clap or break the rules”
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“you’re a charli fan right?” “yes” “sing anything from wuthering heights”
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how it feels to go to church with my family knowing damn well i’m craving that jesus dick
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“how do you pronounce gag” LIKE THIS
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how masturbating feels when you’re not in the mood
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Jay@cyrusgrandessOct 25
The way I’d suck his dick they would re-write the books on how to give a blowjob
☡ach 🦊🍃@ZacharyGordonOct 24
yes i’m in the bath
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when the bottom says “PLEASEE be gentle..” and the top accelerates
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“use new lana music as your diet and have a fast as often as lana’s album name changes” me asf
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When you’re in that ugly phase and try to take a selfie
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Chris@taydi4m0nddOct 24
When you see an old friend who is an opp now
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i hate stantwt bc people will post something that’s been reheated like 10 times and get a hit
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