@underflops

he/him | underscores, lana, charli, adela, slayyyter, lorde, olivia, pinkpantheress, addison, madonna, clairo, ayesha, magdalena bay, taylor(kinda) stan

Joined July 2026
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  • Followers72
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hs@f4ggootiOct 26
Send dick, in not even joking please
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arab trade wont send dick until i send pussy but the thing is i dont got a pussy
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someone’s fat uncle@nextlevelrobbieOct 18
there is no song of the year
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i delete tweets because i am Scared
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The concept of someone stanning Justin bieber
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Jay@cyrusgrandessOct 25
The way I’d suck his dick they would re-write the books on how to give a blowjob
☡ach 🦊🍃@ZacharyGordonOct 24
yes i’m in the bath
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when the bottom says “PLEASEE be gentle..” and the top accelerates
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When you’re in that ugly phase and try to take a selfie
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Chris@taydi4m0nddOct 24
When you see an old friend who is an opp now
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uhhh@evbwantyandhiOct 24
How white folks look at you when you don’t laugh at their n word bait
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the U randomly being capitalized... the queen was underscores
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jacob@underflopsOct 24
with how much wine the gays drink you’d think it’s the cure for aids or sum ns
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"will you stop oppressing women" Allah asf:
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Realising i can't make fun of a religion because an oomf follows it
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"Twitter is so toxic" Me when I login and see BTS getting dragged
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the cure trying to enter Olivia Rodrigo's biggest hits room:
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#islamdisband
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euphoria be like “On my way! to algebra!” and wear shit like this
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manu@lolamiamilolOct 22
teacher started yelling at me so I asked her why don’t you yell at the machine girl ??
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guys why are we seriously normalizing the boombayah
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