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It is about time I updated this... what can you write to perfectly capture my whimsical nature? Well I guess that is all you get

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined August 2016
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IMDB Top 250 tiered based on protagonist chances of forklift licensing.
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they are really fuckin these snails up
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It's 1st of December, which means it's that time of the year when we all gather together to remember that time Scott Morrison fucked off to Hawaii while the country was on fire
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A Senate inquiry will soon focus on wage theft in unis. I look forward to working on this with uni staff and supporting them to get a better deal. Ultimately, we should be reimagining our universities as model places of employment with fair pay and excellent conditions.
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Senile old man with a decades long history of sexual abuse allegations, corruption, creation of racist legislation and support for imperialist wars may narrowly scrape a win to become new head of a genocidal empire intent on destroying the planet. Liberals:
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If you havn't done so already give this a listen. A real simple message! youtu.be/0aZPJBjutY0
Crush the link in the bio and buy the vinyl to support ROCK THE VOTE! #JumpToTheLeft #RockyHorror @trhpsfanclub youtube.com/watch?v=0aZPJBju…
This is devastating as today we should be celebrating as a people. Cutting down a tree they have deemed to unlikely pre-date European settlement and was not "culturally significant". All this in the name of progress, which just shows we are not progressing at all.
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Australian commandos so willing to murder Afghan civilians and prisoners the Americans refused to work with them
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Statement on further easing of restrictions in Melbourne and regional Victoria:
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And with that #AMS2020 is over. We had some laughs, a lot of fun times and we raised $13069.69 for Beyond Blue! Thank you to everyone who donated; both your time and money. Hope to see you all at the next event!
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We know giveaways aren't really "2spooky" but the games in this picture are so just roll with it ok? (we're also giving away 10 codes for a year of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate! just follow us + retweet this for your chance to win)
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AusSpeedruns at PAX AUS 2019, October 11 - 13: A thread of links. RTs appreciated for our event, also be sure to use the hashtags #ausspeedruns and #PAXAus2019 over the weekend.
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Our PAX event is occurring October 11 - 13 - the schedule can be found at horaro.org/ausspeedrunspax20…, and we'll be streaming on our twitch channel for the weekend, at twitch.tv/ausspeedruns. We'll see you there!
We just announced Xbox Game Pass Ultimate which means it's time for a special E3 giveaway! RT + follow for your chance to win a year of XGP Ultimate and a brand new Xbox One X #UltimateSweeps rules: xbx.lv/2F1N2gH
I don't know why everybody's talking about bran all of a sudden, I'm just thrilled you're all getting enough fibre in your breakfast.
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Sex ed teachers be out there warning kids like
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