@userissomewhere

Detroit sports fan. Total dad bod. No kids though. Damn, that just sounds pathetic. So, I’ll just get high then

 Michigan, USA
Joined August 2021
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Might just touch things while I’m high and see what happens
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Nutterbutter me if you must
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wtf am I supposed to do with the next couple hours before inevitably crashing out high and horny and hoping I don’t remember anything
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sarcasm, the side effect of life
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I’m really high right now
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Why are they called a brothel and not a creamery?
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A society of lots of potheads peace
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I just did the calculations, and it shows I don’t have to put on my work pants for the 29 hours. Fucking math man
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This morning vs this afternoon now that I’m home
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Me and the voices in my head talk shit about you.
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Jeremy retweeted
James@jameswillout16h
This Halloween my dick is going as Frankenstein’s one eyed monster…
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Constant loop of dissociation.
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In a room full of people I’d look for you … so we could fucking leave 🤓😂🤣 empath love
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boobs don't solve problems, but they do make you forget what the problem was.
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Jeremy retweeted
DJB
@Skinwalker511012h
Whoever salts the fries at McDonald's should be hired to do the roads this winter.
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Your ass has a cult following and I’m willing to drink Kool-Aid from it.
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You wouldn't know her, she's from a different data center.
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This game is just fucking nuts
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wtf was that 4th down play
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