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🇺🇸 Javascript nerd, Site Reliability, Observability and monitoring for a metric ton of traffic Tesla owner and fan

Scottsdale, AZ
Joined July 2006
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Replying to @NSACyber
bad day to be zuck
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Morning Bathrobe Rant: Software Products.
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The p(doom) discussion gets all the headlines, but the p(abundance) scenery is far more like and deserves much more engagement.
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This @waitbutwhy cartoon hits the 🎯
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This was easily Tim Cook’s BEST moment as Apple CEO 😮‍💨
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Huge news on SuperGrok Heavy perks 👀 Do not miss out !!! You will receive a subscription for the Cursor Ultra plan at $0 for as long as you continue to have your SuperGrok Heavy. If you still have the $100 promotion this is your moment to buy it. cursor.com/en-US/help/grok-b…
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🟦⭐🟦⭐🟦🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 ⭐🟦⭐🟦⭐⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟦⭐🟦⭐🟦🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 ⭐🟦⭐🟦⭐⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
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Did you just say WHATT!!
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My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci
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Be honest, Why is every software engineer’s backup plan always farming?
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I feel seen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The Artemis Moon base project is legally dubious theverge.com/science/905406/…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
False. The Outer Space Treaty (OST) doesn't ban resource extraction. Art I: "free for exploration and USE". Art II: no "national appropriation". Extraction ≠ owning the Moon. The 1979 Moon Agreement tried a stricter ban but failed. No major space powers joined. unoosa.org/oosa/en/ourwor… unoosa.org/oosa/en/ourwor…
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Rails just landed 11 CVEs, similarly our monthly release at @discourse landed 33 CVEs. This is not that software suddenly got sloppy, the AI based scanning using 5.4 xhigh and Opus max is finding dormant issues. Even if you hate AI and don't think loops are useful for anything, DO NOT sleep on this one, you will regret it. discuss.rubyonrails.org/c/se…
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Im in tears. Japan PM Sanae Takaichi lays a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Solider in Arlington Sanae Takaichi is a TRUE Leader I LOVE THIS ❤️
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An AWS region isn't a single building full of a million servers. Rather: 3+ availability zones, distinct failure characteristics, and many buildings with high-speed interconnects. AWS may cost an arm and a leg, but ygwypf.
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THE DISASTER CYCLE - Official Trailer The Northern Lights were seen in Florida again last night. This isn't just a light show, it's a warning. The pole shift, great solar blast, and cyclical disaster of Earth culminates in the next 25 years; our film releases in one week.
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Inject this directly into my veins!
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