Had to stop myself today and laugh cuz I said "I'll edge, you blow" to one of my coworkers. Why does landscaping sound so pervy LMAO
Man I comment my condolences on ONE post about someone's cat dying and my entire timeline every couple posts is someone else's cat dying. PLEASE STOP???
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TO ALL FVCKN AVOIDANTS: stop calling someone “too much” just because they finally react after months of your bullsh*t. you don’t get to keep someone confused, give them mixed signals, and then act offended when they finally stand up for themselves.
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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“Squirrel logic: if it fits in my cheeks, it’s mine. If it doesn’t fit, I’ll make it fit. If someone is watching… still mine.”🐿️🥜🤪🤣🤣
If they don't drunk text you they do not like you btw
Replying to @riwooss
There's something super cute about drunk texts. Like aww babe you can't even see straight and you're still thinking of lil ol me?
Can someone explain the science of female cats always being obsessed and clingy with me but male cats avoid me like the plague 😔
It's time we had a conversation why they never even followed through with this twist in the sequel. Deadass they acted like nothing happened





















